THE MARYLAND POETRY CONTEST HAD COME DOWN TO TWO, A YALE GRADUATE AND A REDNECK
FROM ARKANSAS.
THEY WERE GIVEN A WORD, THEN ALLOWED TWO MINUTES TO STUDY THE WORD AND COME UP WITH A POEM THAT CONTAINED THE WORD. THE WORD THEY WERE GIVEN WAS "TIMBUKTU".
FIRST TO RECITE HIS POEM WAS THE YALE GRADUATE. HE STEPPED TO THE MICROPHONE AND
SAID:
"SLOWLY ACROSS THE DESERT SAND,
TREKKED A LON ELY CARAVAN.
MEN ON CAMELS, TWO BY TWO,
DESTINATION: TIMBUKTU."
THE CROWD WENT CRAZY!
NO WAY COULD THE REDNECK TOP THAT, THEY THOUGHT AS THE REDNECK CALMLY MADE HIS
WAY TO THE MICROPHONE AND RECITED:
"ME AND TIM, A' HUNTIN' WE WENT.
MET THREE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT.
THEY WAS THREE, AND WE WAS TWO.
SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU."
THE REDNECK WON HANDS DOWN
2006-08-28 19:17:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-29 22:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by sueet2b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 01:00:04 · answer #2 · answered by raffone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Classic American Poem. I loved It.
2006-08-28 19:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by S E 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that's priceless lol ♥
2006-08-30 11:16:52 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-29 12:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-28 19:26:14 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-28 19:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by kendall 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋