A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over.
The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No".
So he radios the station and asks what to do.
The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes".
So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your d-i-c-k as you walk up to her".
So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his d-i-c-k.
The blond sighs, and says "please, not another breathalizer test".
2006-08-28 19:10:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I stand corrected. Thanks.
Corvette is the correct spelling.
I probably should blame my poor potty training, for causing me to have spelling errors.
2006-08-29 14:00:34 · update #1
LMAO.. hahaha.. (wonder how boring the jokes colum wud be if we dint have blondes)..
2006-08-28 19:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha already been tested, ewww a new testing device
2006-08-29 04:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow i've heard it but it keeps getting funnier â¥
2006-08-30 18:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol not bad but its spelled corvette i used to have one
2006-08-29 02:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by know it all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL man thats too funny...
2006-08-29 02:23:20 · answer #5 · answered by Suraj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke rofl
2006-08-29 02:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha..........another blonde joke, really a good one....
2006-08-29 02:14:50 · answer #7 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-30 17:15:59 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋