A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.
The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.
When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
2006-08-28 19:19:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO.. hahaha.. these lawyers r weird thou.. the joke u just said could have come from a true story..
2006-08-28 19:37:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is more of a "dumb blonde" joke, than a lawyer joke. I kept thinking that the lawyer was going to sue the guy for more money than the car is worth, why would he be concern about losing a door, or a rolex?
2006-08-28 19:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. It's about the flashy status symbols of money with some lawyers. Them's some strange birds, as my Daddy used to say. LOL.
Have a great evening!
2006-08-29 12:46:26 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I'm sure Lawyer's won't appreciate that joke...I found it pretty funny.
Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-28 19:24:03 · answer #4 · answered by dontcallmeheidi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohohohohohohoh............. the great lawyer, still materialistic, even when he lost the arm..........a good joke........
2006-08-28 19:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. First thing first I guess
2006-08-28 19:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard it still good â¥
2006-08-30 11:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG - LOL funny
2006-08-28 19:22:56 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard dat 1 b4, still maks me laugh..........lol :-)
2006-08-28 19:43:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have olredi heard dat!!!but it's still sounds!!!??? funny???
2006-08-28 19:24:05 · answer #10 · answered by kendall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋