An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last 10 years, mainly due to the wife's interest in health food and exercise.
When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and Jacuzzi.
As they "oohed and aahed," the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost.
"It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course changed to a new one, representing the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
Peter's reply, "This is Heaven, you play for free."
Next they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out.
"How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet?
This is Heaven, it's free!" Peter replied with some exasperation.
"Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly.
Peter lectured, "That's the best part -- you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like, and you never get fat or sick. This is Heaven."
With that the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, shrieking wildly.
Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong.
The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your bran muffins, I could have been here 10 years ago!"
2006-08-28 19:06:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! hahaha.. funny... thanx 4 the laugh
2006-08-28 19:19:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...my response would be longer, but the bran muffin is making me go.....brb
2006-08-28 19:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men!!! Never thankful!
2006-08-28 20:17:06 · answer #3 · answered by alya m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny
2006-08-28 19:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep. Makes you wonder what kind of life he had! LOL.
2006-08-30 10:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-08-28 19:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one LOL
2006-08-28 19:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by silconbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good one, ........but, a bit lengthy!
2006-08-28 19:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha damn that's good lol â¥
2006-08-30 11:19:28 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL!!
2006-08-28 19:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋