A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery.
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> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50
> feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
> man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
> were about 200 men walking single file.
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> The man was so curious that he respectfully approached the other man
> walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
> is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My wife's."
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> ''What happened to her?"
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> The man replied, "My dog, tired of her constant nagging, attacked and killed her."
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> He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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> The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
> wife when the dog turned on her."
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> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two. Then came one
> more question.
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> Can I borrow the dog?"
>
>
>
> "Get in line."
2006-08-28 21:05:45 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Execellent i liked it cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 21:22:08 · answer #1 · answered by Hugo Afkhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am literally disgusted by what you have wriiten. Have you got any morals at all? Death is not something to be joked around about. That is a serious thing. You're supposed to ask a question on here not put something on here that is crude.
2006-08-29 04:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by midnightwolf99_2000 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha funny, there are few people around who do not humour sense at all
2006-08-29 04:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offense, But that was an extremely bland joke.
2006-08-29 04:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Zach 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one!
2006-08-29 04:08:05 · answer #5 · answered by xsplodeit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) good one. But why did u post it twice??
2006-08-29 04:32:21 · answer #6 · answered by the_answerer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
r ya kiddin me?
2006-08-29 04:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by me_mugdha1992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋