Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

I am not that type of person, i just want to know what your reaction would be.

2006-08-28 22:06:46 · 21 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

GOOD
A Central Otago Traffic Patrol Cop watching for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
sell
lemonade!)

BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Central Otago with a Fine of $160 included. Being cute,
he
sent the police department a picture of $160 The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Central Otago Cop
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Central Otago Police
Ball."
He replied, "Central Otago Police don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.

2006-08-28 22:04:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What´s Scrat´s objective? You guys remember Scrat, right? You know, he´s the little squirrel-like-thing from Ice Age? Well, I was just wonderin if anyone knew what his objective was with that Acorn he keeps chasin after, I mean he keep stickin it in the ground, lol..he is tryin to plant it? Store it? What, exactly? Lol Any ideas? He´s pretty cute aint he, hehe. :)

2006-08-28 22:04:13 · 5 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Movies

2006-08-28 22:03:56 · 18 answers · asked by BenignSource 4 in Television

Hi, my name is Hannah. I'm the transmitter inside your head that thinks a lot. I was wondering if what is in the search engine for me is different than for most people. I wonder if there are images of me online that I don't know of.

I know this sounds stupid, but I want to see traces of my existence before it is no more.
Basically, 10 points to anyone who finds a picture of me that I haven't seen.

2006-08-28 22:03:35 · 7 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 22:03:31 · 3 answers · asked by Jaded 7 in Movies

I got For Blood and Empire by Anti-Flag, The Life Pursuit by Belle & Sebastian, Flight Of The Raven by Winnebago Deal on CD, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman and A Mighty Wind on DVD and Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman and Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre to read.

2006-08-28 22:01:50 · 28 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Other - Entertainment

I have around 25bottles @ the moment i like DKNY BE_DELICIOUS.....

2006-08-28 21:59:43 · 22 answers · asked by tonybpebbles 2 in Polls & Surveys

"The sherrif's got his problems too, he will surely take them out on you"

"If California slides into the ocean like the mystics and statistics say it will, I predict this motel will be standin' until I pay my bill"

2006-08-28 21:59:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the 1st correct wins

2006-08-28 21:58:52 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

And if you do what do you think of those?

2006-08-28 21:58:29 · 7 answers · asked by maria g 2 in Celebrities

If Adam Brody and Rachel Bilson (Seth and Summer from the O.C) are still dating?

2006-08-28 21:57:06 · 11 answers · asked by gail_d1985 3 in Television

2006-08-28 21:56:11 · 9 answers · asked by maria g 2 in Celebrities

This is for hardcore Otaku geeks. I'll take teasing in stride, but I will reward the most Otaku answer with the ten point bonus.

2006-08-28 21:54:35 · 27 answers · asked by Aleaha S 3 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-28 21:52:51 · 21 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

pulkit samrat as tv actor

2006-08-28 21:51:31 · 1 answers · asked by Preeti 1 in Television

Is there a website where I can see lyrics to songs? I'd like to find out what the lyrics are to an old song I love. Thanks to anyone that responds. : )

2006-08-28 21:50:47 · 11 answers · asked by Mary* 5 in Music

Two explorers walking through a jungle stumble
upon a tribe of savages, who promptly tie the two
explorers up and take them to the chief of the
tribe. The chief presents them with two options:
death, or pungee.

The first explorer thinks to himself "Well,
anything's gotta be better than dying", so he
chooses pungee.

The chief then throws his hands up in the air
and yells "pungee".

Suddenly the whole tribe (a few hundred of'em)
rip off their loin clothes and all begin savagely
******* the explorer up the ***. Some of the
savages take sharp sticks and shove them up the
explorers ***. The raping goes on for hours, and
when it finally ends, the explorer is left
quivering on the ground in a pool of his own
blood, yet still alive.

The other explorer, who had been watched in
horror the whole time says "Holy ****, I'll take
death"

"Very well then" the chief replies, "death...
by PUNGEE!!!

2006-08-28 21:49:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 21:48:49 · 1 answers · asked by cv 1 in Television

Does anyone else love this show? Im addicted to it. If I miss an episode i shall go cut myself...=P

2006-08-28 21:48:32 · 8 answers · asked by Zach 2 in Television

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man thinks this is terrible because they emphasized his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he received another parcel.
Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.
The man is extremely furious now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very
small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your **** and go as a toffee apple.

2006-08-28 21:44:56 · 5 answers · asked by Bellarockafella 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Would you wipe it in your seat/ what if your in a mates house do!!
Flick it away
Roll it n flick it
Use paper like a normal person
Or just whay do ya do with it

2006-08-28 21:44:00 · 15 answers · asked by tonybpebbles 2 in Polls & Surveys

Hippo has a new friend called miskenyuk (a yahoo answers regular)

They seem to have bonded and Mrs PIlkinton is over the moon.
Goose seems a little unsure of miskenyuk though. How can Hippo make Goose see that miskenyuk really is a good friend?

2006-08-28 21:43:37 · 7 answers · asked by markhatter 6 in Jokes & Riddles

If Pokemon were real what pokemon/pokemon's would you have??and why???

Anyway join here http://z9.invisionfree.com/PokeSim/index.php pm me in YM judgement_secrer!

2006-08-28 21:43:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

jagjit & chitra singh' ghazals

2006-08-28 21:40:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Live on the MTV Video Music Awards.

2006-08-28 21:39:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-28 21:38:28 · 32 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 21:37:50 · 16 answers · asked by True Blood 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 21:34:21 · 10 answers · asked by blondie 1 in Television

2006-08-28 21:33:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys