Two explorers walking through a jungle stumble
upon a tribe of savages, who promptly tie the two
explorers up and take them to the chief of the
tribe. The chief presents them with two options:
death, or pungee.
The first explorer thinks to himself "Well,
anything's gotta be better than dying", so he
chooses pungee.
The chief then throws his hands up in the air
and yells "pungee".
Suddenly the whole tribe (a few hundred of'em)
rip off their loin clothes and all begin savagely
******* the explorer up the ***. Some of the
savages take sharp sticks and shove them up the
explorers ***. The raping goes on for hours, and
when it finally ends, the explorer is left
quivering on the ground in a pool of his own
blood, yet still alive.
The other explorer, who had been watched in
horror the whole time says "Holy ****, I'll take
death"
"Very well then" the chief replies, "death...
by PUNGEE!!!
2006-08-28 21:49:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...hilarious!!
i pity the explorers...lol...they've been explored!
2006-08-28 21:54:13 · answer #1 · answered by ky11 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. well said.
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2006-08-30 02:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahhah whooooooooooooooo hahaha ! Nice Joke
2006-08-29 07:48:23 · answer #3 · answered by ourindiya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pungee pungee i like this story
2006-08-29 05:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by True Blood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... I'm an old fart.... back in the day it used to be known as bugabuga.... still a good joke though
2006-08-29 05:03:24 · answer #5 · answered by Islander 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - oopsi lot of Astrix marks
2006-08-29 04:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard this b4
still it is very funny
thanks for the laughing
2006-08-29 04:57:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No didn't hear it before ..nice one
2006-08-29 05:18:10 · answer #8 · answered by JJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-29 08:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-29 06:51:20 · answer #10 · answered by misscoyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋