GOOD
A Central Otago Traffic Patrol Cop watching for speeders, but wasn't
getting many. Then he discovered the problem a 12-year-old boy was
standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just
sell
lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated
radar post in Central Otago with a Fine of $160 included. Being cute,
he
sent the police department a picture of $160 The police responded with
another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Central Otago Cop
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I
bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Central Otago Police
Ball."
He replied, "Central Otago Police don't have balls." There was a moment
of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was
laughing too hard to start her car.
2006-08-28 22:04:14 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG thank you so much for livening up my otherwise Dull & Dreary tuesday morning. Almost fell off my char laughing at the last one.
Actually the 1st story was used in an old Danish kids movie -kinda funny to see it circulating the web. (we're talking an old black & white movie here!)...
A good site for funny stuff is http://www.b3ta.com, then contents varies a bit but there's always something entertaining in their "Question of the week" section.
The also do RSS feeds so you can even link to them on your 360 if you want. (And no I'm not affiliated with them in ANY way!)
2006-08-28 22:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by Muad_Dib77 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They are cool,but the "is your marriage anything like this" jokes are a tad better-KEEP EM COMING!!(by the way,could this be any police force wordwide,or do you have a particular problem with the central otago pd-just thought i would ask!!!)
2006-08-28 22:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds as though the people of Otago have a sense of humour. Thank you for showing that not all is doom and gloom.
2006-08-28 22:13:07 · answer #3 · answered by kytho 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice! And I've been told Kiwis are thick, tisnt true. I hope the Otago cops don't find you. Haere mai.
2006-08-28 22:12:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
50/50
2006-08-28 22:08:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
Advice for you! Question aways comes first, then you type a small comment without putting a question at the end of it! You get better results!
2006-08-28 22:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by Jerdy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
100 marks to the 3rd one
2006-08-28 22:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love them! I'd heard the second one but they're all hilarious!!!
2006-08-28 22:26:41 · answer #8 · answered by fae 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you from Centrel Otago? just a question. those were really great, thanks for the laughs. :]
2006-08-28 22:19:26 · answer #9 · answered by softball002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um i want a 2point
2006-08-28 22:08:32 · answer #10 · answered by Red Scorpion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋