WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
WATER = Poop
BEER = HEALTH
Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to drink beer and talk **** than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service.
Have a nice day...
2006-08-28 22:15:32 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'M GOING TO BE LIVING FOREVER!
2006-08-29 01:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok. I can understand your mental status ! Everything is contaminated ...including your beer ! Now a days people drink pure, filtered and bacteria-free water. In beer it is not free of bacteria !
I suggest you to drink pure water, so that your mental status comes to normality. All the best 1
2006-08-29 00:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by ourindiya 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Even the worst city water is going by making use of ability of intense standards of purification (a minimum of indoors the western international), and in spite of bacteria is left after this is comparatively controlled by making use of ability of our magnificent human our bodies. there's a reason you do not fairly pay interest of people loss of existence of dysentery anymore. :) I drink lots greater beneficial water than the standard American, i'm particular. besides, wine & beer are disgusting. I desire vodka or bourbon, thank you. :)
2016-12-14 13:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you suggest one not risk themselves for the slight slight chance that water might make them sick for a few days, for the absolute certainty that beer will kill your brain and pickle your liver and kidneys.
Nice tradeoff.
2006-08-28 22:18:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
not sure where the question is here, but i'll take a case of Red Stripe / so I guess we are all just full of shlt
2006-08-28 22:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Jizzy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. Thank you for all the laughs. You brighten my days. LOL.
Have a great afternoon!
2006-08-30 08:41:29 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
2006-08-29 00:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
by the way Beer is my favourite, so pps problems LOL
2006-08-28 22:24:44 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was just looking for the right excuse to drink more beer and less water. Thanks! lol
2006-08-28 22:23:28 · answer #9 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't you BOIL your water before you make tea or coffee...? That kills most germs, ya know....
2006-08-28 23:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thanks for the info but i don't think the government would take nicely to underage drinking lol ♥
2006-08-30 10:53:30 · answer #11 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋