Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

2006-08-27 22:13:42 · 10 answers · asked by teco 2 in Jokes & Riddles

YOU CAN FIND ME WHERE NO ONE ELSE HAS,YET I CAN BE SHARED. YOU CAN GIVE ME BACK AGAIN, BUT I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU. WHAT AM I?

2006-08-27 22:12:34 · 12 answers · asked by halieysmom 2 in Jokes & Riddles

if they we're to kill each other

2006-08-27 22:12:29 · 7 answers · asked by haltedhell 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I recently picked a new primary care physician. After
two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was
doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"


He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or
wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."


Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red
meat is very unhealthy."


"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock
climbing?" "No I don't", I said.


He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually
fool around?"
"No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."



He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****
if you live to be 80?"

2006-08-27 22:12:16 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What kind of personality would this person have?

2006-08-27 22:10:38 · 7 answers · asked by Q.S. 3 in Horoscopes

2006-08-27 22:10:09 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

>A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
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> >delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
>
> >idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
>
> >The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
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> >came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an
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> >18 year-old."
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> >The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ***?"
>
> >"Your name never came up," she replied.

2006-08-27 22:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a traditional 2D animator, that has worked on three production series with Flash and it SUX the big one.....I just want some software that is a little more intuative to a traditional animators needs.....any advice or links would be most appreciated..

2006-08-27 22:09:00 · 5 answers · asked by Todd's 3 in Comics & Animation

A man and a woman are sitting beside each

other in the first class section of the plane.



The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her

nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.



The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and

goes back to reading.



A few minutes pass.

The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue,

gently wipes her nose and shudders quite

violently in her seat.



The man is becoming more and more curious

about the shuddering.



A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes

yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and

shudders violently again.



The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns

to the woman and says, "Three times you've

sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped

your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me

signals, or are you going crazy."



The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I

have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an

orgasm."



The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more

curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking

for it?"



The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper."

2006-08-27 22:07:55 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

is it eyes, smile,hair ,,,,etc ,,,,,,

2006-08-27 22:07:08 · 11 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

how much is a 5-peice pearl export (ex 825) drumkit with hi-hat, crash and ryde cymbal & seat worth??

2006-08-27 22:04:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-27 22:02:13 · 6 answers · asked by braddingsarah 2 in Music

Two alligators were lying in a swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the larger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well,"said the big 'gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same's you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down at the other side the swamp near the parking lot, by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for 'em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat them!"

Ah Ha!" says the big alligator, "that's the whole problem. You ain't getting' any real nourishment. You See, by the time you're done shaking the **** out of a politician, there ain't nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase!"

"Ain't It The Truth"

2006-08-27 22:01:25 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I like asking more :-)

2006-08-27 22:01:17 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you agree that the magazine companies are making the situation of anorexic celebrities worse by giving them publicity? As long as they keep getting put on the front of magazines, they know that they only have to lose weight to get that all important fame. Once we stop being so fascinated by their emaciated bodies surely they will be more healthy and stop giving bad messages to kids? Don't get me wrong, i'm against obese kids too but we just need to promote healthy living!!

2006-08-27 21:59:42 · 21 answers · asked by claire 5 in Celebrities

2006-08-27 21:58:41 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

So who had the most fun at the weekend?

What did you do that was fun? (or who did you do?)

2006-08-27 21:57:11 · 13 answers · asked by bobbi b 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 21:56:39 · 24 answers · asked by sexy_n_chicago 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have a flute that has split E mechanism. What does that mean?

2006-08-27 21:56:23 · 1 answers · asked by fii 3 in Music

2006-08-27 21:56:20 · 12 answers · asked by police 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-27 21:55:50 · 28 answers · asked by Georgie 4 in Polls & Surveys

What made his movies so great is that they were reality based. No wires. No CGI.

2006-08-27 21:55:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Other than Morpheus, bearshare, kaaza, and limewire?

2006-08-27 21:54:27 · 5 answers · asked by MJ 3 in Music

2006-08-27 21:54:21 · 9 answers · asked by beginner 1 in Music

I just watched the omen, yeah kinda late, but way was it cool. But there was one particualr scene ehich i did not understand, nor does my friends. It the scene where Mr Thorn and that photographer are at this snow-covered-cemetry-like place where they find 2 tombs. What was the purpose of those tombs and what is Mr Thron trying to say?

2006-08-27 21:54:17 · 2 answers · asked by Worriedness 2 in Movies

Think Deaply

2006-08-27 21:54:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-27 21:52:52 · 5 answers · asked by KT 1 in Television

2006-08-27 21:51:31 · 34 answers · asked by Pommie girl 2 in Celebrities

Its all from me I wrote it myseif :

Every morning I resist to wake up
I don't wanna cut off the dream I made up
Facinging my reality is not my fun time
Everything I do to him is like a crime


Always missing my point n judging me
Thinkin he know better but he can't really see
I tryed to kill myself he tryed to vanish me too
Like I don't worth living so what should I do


So that why I don't wanna wake up
Reality make my heart parts break up
Tomorrow will be the same so I can't stay
I tryed to leave n just run away


But fear made wait another day
I tryed to keep the hope n figure a way
Cause the pain is gettin me to say
I had enough n I no longer can pay


Its not loud n clear cause I'm not wakin up
I don't want my dream n my heart break up
So do you think I can get a break
Something I really wanna feel
I don't mean another pain to heal


so hope you like it n enjoy it

2006-08-27 21:51:11 · 16 answers · asked by Janet 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-27 21:51:11 · 37 answers · asked by iMsTuPiD 1 in Jokes & Riddles