Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to over take it behind you is lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

2006-08-27 20:50:59 · 14 answers · asked by tiffers64080 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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what do u think of this joke?

ok there is this hotel in the middle of nowhere and a man goes inside and asks for a room on the first floor. so the guy gives him a room and tells him to stick a jar out the window at 12:00 o clock. and than another guy comes asking for a room on the 2nd floor the guy gives him one and tells him to pee out the window at 12:00 o clock and than another guy comes wanting a room on the third floor so the guy gives him one and tells him to stick a knife out the window at 12:00 o clock. So what do u think happens next?

2006-08-27 20:50:40 · 11 answers · asked by brandi_vnslyk 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Anyone have an ex that just the very thought of him/her makes you want to kill something????

2006-08-27 20:50:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is anybody else really, really, excited for the new season of house on fox?

that is my absolute favorite show and the season 2 conclusion was amazing! but also really confusing and weird so i can't wait to see the season opener!

2006-08-27 20:49:01 · 10 answers · asked by snaba 2 in Television

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Welcome to all the newcomers, and should I keep asking these stupid questions or go to bed??

2006-08-27 20:48:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who wants to?

Who else wants to punch Tom Cruise in the head? That fruitcake drives me crazy, I'm so sick of hearing about him!!!!!!

2006-08-27 20:48:11 · 9 answers · asked by deansheena 1 in Celebrities

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plz help!!!!!!!?

does anyone remember a movie back in the late 80's to 90's maybe where guys that r like in mask come and hold school kids hostage and the kids excape through like a tunnell or something. that is all i can remember about the movie sorry

2006-08-27 20:47:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Is it Time To Update Your Dictionary?

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.

2. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

3. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

4. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

5. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.

6. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

7. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

8. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

9. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

10. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

11. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

12. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

13. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

14. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

15. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.

16. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

17. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."

18. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

19. Father : A banker provided by nature.

20. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

21. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

22. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

23. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

2006-08-27 20:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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does this look ok?...?

is this a wig that a 13 year old can were or is this for dolls http://cgi.ebay.com/Aqua-White-long-wig-Super-Dollfie-SD13-Luts-CH-Ai_W0QQitemZ140023463505QQihZ004QQcategoryZ84635QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2006-08-27 20:44:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain?

2006-08-27 20:43:49 · 14 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Has the daytime high temperature recently dropped about 35 degrees where you live?

It has here in the cornhusker state. BRRRR. (time for football, too bad the huskers suck now)

2006-08-27 20:43:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What one thing do you regret the most that you've done? Why?

Lied to my mom about having sex. It says why I think.

2006-08-27 20:43:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who all mowed their lawn today??

I did the front and Mikal did the back!

2006-08-27 20:42:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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deserted on an island?

what 2 things would you have with you if you got deserted on an island for 3 weeks

2006-08-27 20:42:00 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What famous person do you most look like/resemble? How about your spouse/partner/gf/bf/etc?

It'd be the oldest daughter from Roseann for me. And my bf, looks like the young innocent doc from Grey's Ant.

2006-08-27 20:41:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone interested in a threesome, cuz I think there's a couple guys looking for one on here, and I'm out!

2006-08-27 20:40:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Star gate 200th show- the making was so funny. Did you enjoy the spoof?

2006-08-27 20:39:01 · 1 answers · asked by Denise W 6 in Television

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If why's on 1st, what's on 2nd, and where's on 3rd, then who is batting?

2006-08-27 20:38:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Who would you like to spend one day with and what you say to them?

Mine would be my aunt who passed away. I would ask why did you do what you did?

2006-08-27 20:38:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If my son auditioned for American Idol would you vote for him?

My son, David B Johnson is trying out for American Idol. This is his web page:
http://www.myspace.com/dbjohnson78 and an example of his singing is on here: http://www.myspace.com/ignitionsongs or here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CcJP170XCc
What do you think?

2006-08-27 20:33:51 · 16 answers · asked by Starr 1 in Music

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What time is it where you are?

it is 3:30 am here in PA

2006-08-27 20:32:31 · 24 answers · asked by Lynn 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I'm a Sagittarius?

Is this "Cool?" Am I "Hip?" Do I "Make the Grade?"

2006-08-27 20:32:30 · 8 answers · asked by sugarpacketchad 5 in Horoscopes

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Did you enjoy the Emmy's tonight? If so what? IF not what?

I try and try-but I just can NOT bring myself to find C. O'Brien funny.

The Aron Spelling tribute was really great. Loved the Charlies Angels reunion. Jaclyn Smith was my idle, I so wanted to be her! Boy Kate looked great- she almost died of cancer a few years ago.
I really want to kill Farrah' s makeup artist. Again "no eyes", just hair. OH gee.

2006-08-27 20:32:19 · 5 answers · asked by Denise W 6 in Television

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if i told u that somebody says?

u cant have ur cake and icecream to, their the kind of people that wants it all

2006-08-27 20:31:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys