1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.
2. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
3. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
4. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power.
6. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
7. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
8. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
9. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
10. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
11. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
12. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
13. Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
14. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
15. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip.
16. Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
17. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says midway "See I am not injured yet."
18. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
19. Father : A banker provided by nature.
20. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
21. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
22. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
23. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
2006-08-27 20:47:02 · 10 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yahoo remove this same question a short while ago, because I didn't ask a proper question.
I rephrased the question and reposted it. Hope it stays posted for more than 4 hours, this time.
2006-08-27 20:54:40 · update #1
*dew!! thx..:)
2006-08-27 20:54:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
24. Marriage: Free accomodation.
2006-08-28 07:03:44 · answer #2 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the meaning of criminal. Just so you know, I'm not stucking you or anything. I just love your jokes and wanted you to know that you truly have a fan out there.
2006-08-28 16:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-08-28 04:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tsu-chan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever...
2006-08-28 03:51:51 · answer #5 · answered by LalaLola 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the classic is so true lol â¥
2006-08-30 20:34:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
food for thought
2006-08-29 00:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how about this, extroverted pecimists are frequently closet optimists and extroverted optimists are frequently closet pecimists?
2006-08-28 04:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some are pretty good.
2006-08-28 04:17:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree, mostly. LOL.
2006-08-28 16:32:18 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋