A Priest went to the jungle to spread the good word where he felt the need was greatest. Deep in the jungle he found a tribe, but he had to teach them English.
He began with the smartest tribesman. He would name things over and over and show him until the native had a rough understanding of English.
The pair stumbled upon a clearing one day, and on the other edge of the clearing was a young couple making love.
This embarrassed the Priest, and as he turned to leave the tribesman asked, "What they do"?
The Priest, flustered, said,"Uuuhh, why they're, uh, uh, mmm, fu..er no they're scr.. making whoop...cough...THEY RIDE BICYCLE!"
He figured, hey, this guy's never gonna see a bicycle anyway...so...
Instantly, the native whips out a blowgun and shoots both lovers dead on the spot. The Priest is outraged!
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ANY TWO PEOPLE CAN DO! WHY??", cried the Priest.
The native replied simply, "He ride MY bicycle!"
2006-08-27
23:25:44
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