A Priest went to the jungle to spread the good word where he felt the need was greatest. Deep in the jungle he found a tribe, but he had to teach them English.
He began with the smartest tribesman. He would name things over and over and show him until the native had a rough understanding of English.
The pair stumbled upon a clearing one day, and on the other edge of the clearing was a young couple making love.
This embarrassed the Priest, and as he turned to leave the tribesman asked, "What they do"?
The Priest, flustered, said,"Uuuhh, why they're, uh, uh, mmm, fu..er no they're scr.. making whoop...cough...THEY RIDE BICYCLE!"
He figured, hey, this guy's never gonna see a bicycle anyway...so...
Instantly, the native whips out a blowgun and shoots both lovers dead on the spot. The Priest is outraged!
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR? THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ANY TWO PEOPLE CAN DO! WHY??", cried the Priest.
The native replied simply, "He ride MY bicycle!"
2006-08-27 23:25:44 · 11 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol good 1 tx for sharing..have a great week
2006-08-27 23:32:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 21:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how come the tribesman had a gun. Just kidding, it was a nice joke, I enjoyed it.
2006-08-27 23:31:00 · answer #3 · answered by Rustic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was going to say this belongs in the sports / cycling section but i cant get off the floor lol
2006-08-28 00:29:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha funny, and there is an Utopian comment also u recieved LOL
2006-08-28 01:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priest should have said that its the backseat of a car!
2006-08-28 03:29:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's fun. Beside I haven't got my "bicycle" yet. Would you spare one?
2006-08-27 23:36:22 · answer #7 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa wasn't expecting that lol ♥
2006-08-27 23:59:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
........and he no get licence for ride ma bicycle.
hahahahahahaha
2006-08-27 23:34:10 · answer #9 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2006-08-27 23:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋