2006-08-27 23:03:19 · 10 answers · asked by dodi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where do people go if they don't wish to die?
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The Living Room.
2006-08-27 23:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by ideaquest 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden
he hit a sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow
who was still alive, but unconscious. He decided to take him
home. When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage,
leaving him some bread and water inside. When the sparrow
came to, he looked around and said "Bars, Bread,Water...
Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!"
2006-08-28 08:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
2006-08-28 11:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"laziness is our biggest enemy"- Jawarharal Nehru
"we should learn to love our enemies"-Mahathma Gandhi
which one to follow? have a confusing day
2006-08-28 07:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by pauli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
raghu says do you bath everyday no i bath every night
2006-08-28 10:01:43 · answer #5 · answered by princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not
2006-08-28 06:12:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. That was very easy.
2006-08-28 06:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No do you?
2006-08-28 06:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many kids w/ ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 08:09:52 · answer #9 · answered by bettyboop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, not me
2006-08-28 06:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋