Two alligators were lying in a swamp near Washington, DC. The smaller one turned to the larger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well,"said the big 'gator, "what have you been eating?" "Politicians, same's you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down at the other side the swamp near the parking lot, by the capitol." "Same here. Hmm. How you catch 'em?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for 'em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the **** out of them and eat them!"
Ah Ha!" says the big alligator, "that's the whole problem. You ain't getting' any real nourishment. You See, by the time you're done shaking the **** out of a politician, there ain't nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase!"
"Ain't It The Truth"
2006-08-27 22:01:25 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL THATS FUNNY
2006-08-27 22:10:31 · answer #1 · answered by sweetlily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2006-08-28 05:04:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yupperz!
2006-08-28 05:21:48 · answer #3 · answered by Redeemer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yep its the truth â¥
2006-08-28 07:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-28 05:06:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-28 05:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by krushxmex3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-08-28 05:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by MangoSlushie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No
2006-08-28 05:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by zee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing less than it...
2006-08-28 05:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Shahbaaz Ali K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...........
And, besides ALLIGATORS can't talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-28 05:11:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋