>A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with
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> >delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any
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> >idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
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> >The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just
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> >came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an
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> >18 year-old."
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> >The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ***?"
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> >"Your name never came up," she replied.
2006-08-27 22:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey,wait a minute,,,,,,,,that was MY wife!
2006-08-27 22:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
2006-08-28 05:12:13 · answer #2 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no question here? but the answer is obvious: the man goes for a real 18 y/0 whereas the woman stays home and sobs all night
2006-08-28 05:12:37 · answer #3 · answered by Roland 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Now thats a wise woman! lol
2006-08-28 05:12:59 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's funny!
2006-08-28 12:38:07 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-28 05:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like it â¥
2006-08-28 07:19:50 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-08-28 05:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by Fluffington Cuddlebutts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-08-28 05:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by sweetlily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!!
2006-08-28 05:12:38 · answer #10 · answered by --zEaLoUsMe-- 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋