2006-08-27 21:51:11 · 37 answers · asked by iMsTuPiD 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm always doing something........My boy makes sure of that!!!! ;-)
2006-09-04 18:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by Hello 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try this one: If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? If you are doing nothing, then quite obviously you are doing something because nothing is something, my point being that when nothing is happening something is happening because nothing is a type of something, even though most people don't think about it that way. Another thing that you may be doing when you're doing nothing is answering questions like this on Yahoo! Answers to earn more points... or wishing you could tesser into the 6th dimension (I've almost proved that there are five! Hooray!)
2006-09-04 19:23:47 · answer #2 · answered by sasukexsakura4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THINKING OF A JOKE LIKE,
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-01 00:48:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Breathing
2006-08-27 21:54:04 · answer #4 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting question!
how long is a peice of string?
what came first? the chicken or the egg?
its a question that will never have an answer. but then again, it is impossible to do nothing!
2006-08-27 22:39:21 · answer #5 · answered by Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh, that would nothing for 400 points Alex.
2006-09-04 04:47:02 · answer #6 · answered by nicksriders 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thinking! Thinking about everything! The brain is never doing nothing, and it never stops thinking, unless you tell it to!
2006-09-04 21:34:31 · answer #7 · answered by Fairy-Princess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably resting...doing nothing is a tough job and I think I deserve to rest and recuperate before returning to doing nothing.
2006-09-03 17:17:12 · answer #8 · answered by Henr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're doing something.
If you are living, you can't be "doing nothing".
2006-08-28 05:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it really worth it (losing five points) to ask a dumb question like this? go use ur head and answer some useful questions instead.
2006-09-04 20:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by mohammad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do nothing because it is what i am doing.
2006-09-04 13:43:18 · answer #11 · answered by dina d 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋