I recently picked a new primary care physician. After
two visits and exhaustive lab test, he said I was
doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or
wine?" "Oh no", I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and
barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, I heard that all red
meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing
golf / sailing / ballooning / motorcycling / rock
climbing?" "No I don't", I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually
fool around?"
"No", I said. "I have never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a ****
if you live to be 80?"
2006-08-27 22:12:16 · 6 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GENIUS!! Hahahahahaha!
2006-08-27 22:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol whoa interesting â¥
2006-08-28 00:19:05 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow it has common sense
2006-08-27 22:26:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, that was awesome. lol
2006-08-27 22:23:18 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THAT'S FUNNY HE HE
2006-08-27 22:17:37 · answer #5 · answered by sweetlily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-08-28 05:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋