Entertainment & Music - 22 August 2006

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2 more blonde jokes?

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."

"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."

They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.

The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."

"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."

2006-08-22 07:16:03 · 16 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why was music from the 80's so cool?

It was full of grea hits like Safety Dance, I'm Gonna Be, and Don't You(Froget About Me). I'm not that old to remember all of them but I do still remember these songs while I was growing up in the 90's. Lots of good memories. Movies in the 80's were cool too, Back to the Future, Ferris Buelers Day Off, The Breakfast Club, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventures(the part where they were kids again used to freak me out when I was a kid though).

2006-08-22 07:14:55 · 24 answers · asked by obiwanjacobe 1 in Other - Entertainment

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What is that female tiger's name in that Symba movie?

2006-08-22 07:14:46 · 16 answers · asked by YourLuver♥ 1 in Television

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Can a Libra and an Aries make a relationship work?

2006-08-22 07:14:40 · 16 answers · asked by Jordan 1 in Horoscopes

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Does Sailor Mars and Kogome look alike??

2006-08-22 07:14:24 · 2 answers · asked by Samar 1 in Television

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what is hot in ur city?

2006-08-22 07:14:13 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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In Gremlins, what is the movie Gizmo thinks about when he's driving the remote controlled car?

It was a Clark Gable movie, and he was thinking about a line from it- something to the effect of "It takes a certain kind of man...."

Do you know the movie and/or the quote?

2006-08-22 07:14:11 · 5 answers · asked by the_dude 4 in Movies

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the film BIG ( with tom Hanks in ) 10 points?

in the film their is a part where him and some old guy play a tune on a huge piano in a toy store!
whats the tune that they play??????
10 points for the first person to give me the correct answer!!!!!

2006-08-22 07:13:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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I am looking for movies with male frontal in them...?

I especially like "Any Given Sunday" because of the locker room scene with Cameron Diaz. She walks up to a completely naked (HUNG!) black guy and shakes his hand! Anyway...can anyone make a recommendation. I don't want porn, just good R rated movies with lots of sex. NO PORN PLEASE!

2006-08-22 07:13:20 · 12 answers · asked by Melissa T 1 in Movies

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What is your favorite old or new rap song?

what is the group or persons name,what the song is called,and how old the song is.

2006-08-22 07:13:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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when do you think america will get another terrorist attack? or do you not?

what cities do you think might get hit?
how do you think they might do it?

Most on topic answerer gets 10 points ;)

2006-08-22 07:12:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How long should you wait till you send "Thank You" Cards?

2006-08-22 07:11:41 · 35 answers · asked by Issues of Mass Distruction ! 1 in Polls & Surveys

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i have a cd which plays as one track but is an hour long what and how do i use to split it into seperate songs

2006-08-22 07:10:25 · 4 answers · asked by victoria r 2 in Music

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wats music is better? Latino music or american music?

Latino music is way better cuz its more fun to dance to

P.S.-when I say latino iI mean mexican,cuban, puerto rican,columbian,etc. music

2006-08-22 07:09:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anita 2 in Music

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fiona apple song?

in one if Fiona Apple's older videos, she has a shaved head and a very melodramatic tear runs down her face at the end of if, could someone tell me what the song is please?

2006-08-22 07:09:30 · 4 answers · asked by swimfan8856 2 in Music

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