A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the Redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead. "No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!" "OK," says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
2006-08-22 07:16:03 · 16 answers · asked by hlpz76 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were classic i wish everybody told a joke like you did, you really picked up my day, thanks and keep em coming
2006-08-22 07:58:55 · answer #1 · answered by buyaksha 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny if you are not a blonde..
here is another one:
Why did the blonde get confused in the the
bathroom?
She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
2006-08-22 14:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think these same 2 jokes were told here before in the same order...
2006-08-22 14:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I loved the first one!
2006-08-22 14:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by weatherkari 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!! I'm gonna forward those to all my blonde friends!!
2006-08-22 14:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by BubblesWo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was funny **** but d 1st one was nly alri like!
2006-08-22 14:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by Marz-2kaii8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-08-22 14:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
i didn't understand the first one but the second was funnny
2006-08-22 14:34:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
both of them are hilarious
2006-08-22 15:39:26 · answer #9 · answered by lovers fool 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha those are funny
2006-08-22 15:05:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋