- I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
- I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
- Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
- I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
- Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.
- I understand.
- This movie has too much nudity.
- Damn, we're late for church.
- No. I don't want to see your sister's boobs.
- Oh good lord! Put some panties on!
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