- I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
- I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
- Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
- I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed. Maybe I should tell her.
- Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines, I don't look at them anymore.
- I understand.
- This movie has too much nudity.
- Damn, we're late for church.
- No. I don't want to see your sister's boobs.
- Oh good lord! Put some panties on!
2006-08-22 06:55:14 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOT TONIGHT I HAVE A HEADACHE
2006-08-22 07:09:15 · answer #1 · answered by Gary B. 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Here ya go:
The 10 Last Things a Man Would Say:
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool dude.
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy armpits are really sexy.
7. Her breasts are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on ''Murder She Wrote'' gives me a woody.
4. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2. Screw Monday Night Footbal! Let's watch Lifetime.
1. I think we're lost. Let's pull over and ask for directions.
2006-08-22 08:58:12 · answer #2 · answered by yumyum 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~WE won the lottery!!
~Keep the money you earn(I have enough)..I only want your LOVE!!(believe it or not, my ex-husband told me that one ~ and like a FOOL, I insisted on paying some of the bills!!)
~This sports game is boring me, is there anything YOU want to watch?
~I'm sorry. I really DID cheat on you!
~I'm not stopping until you're fully satisfied!
~Just relax and let me DO YOU!!
~I've been saving for these DIAMONDS for you, because I wanted to make sure they weren't TOO SMALL!!
~I made YOU dinner!
~I'm paying for a maid to come once a week!
~Here's MY credit card! Have fun with it!
~It's time I bought you a NEW car!
~I could go on and on; the list is endless!!! hahahaha
2006-08-22 08:29:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't like sex
I hope you mother visits more often, I like it when she stays!
That was a great therapy session, maybe we can come againg?
Those jeans DO make you butt look big honey.
and the ultimate is The truth
2006-08-22 07:16:12 · answer #4 · answered by Maria_Black 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha....
I don't want you to ever give me head ever again!
I don't like small girls with big boobs!
If I see another cute girl in a bikini. I'm going to puke!
You don't have to buy your clothes, I'll buy em for you!
too funny... LOL
2006-08-22 07:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by CTargrl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*****of course you were right
***** i'm sorry
******* no no no its my turn to go get the baby
******** lets not watch the Super bowl and instead lets watch the Lifetime Marathon and i wil pop the popcorn
*** lets talk about our feelings
and last but not least you will never hear a guy say what he means or what he wants
2006-08-23 02:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
- Oh yes honey I would be delighted to go shopping with you, lets go to the shoe store first!
- Do these shoes go with my shirt?
- That guy must work out.
-Maybe we should stop and ask directions.
-Of course your friend is prettier than you are!
2006-08-22 07:14:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome! Great job, Timmy!
2006-08-22 13:30:42 · answer #8 · answered by m e l i <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The list is endless but this is the ultimate one
Let switch role!
I will do everything you do for me!
And you will do everything that I do for you(which is nothing!)
2006-08-24 17:31:57 · answer #9 · answered by Janet Y 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
am going for a pi$$, but will lift the toilet seat up first.
no sex tonight dear .i have a sore head
2006-08-22 07:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by jagtic 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Let's stop and get directions
2006-08-22 07:18:48 · answer #11 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋