2006-08-22 06:58:11 · 22 answers · asked by pepunni 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why is this under jokes and riddles??? Freudian slip? Irony?
2006-08-22 07:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
should do what this man did --
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your **** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
2006-08-22 13:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by SURAJ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u were married today and ur on the net already ..? thats a sureshot way to an unsuccessful 1st night..... o_0
2006-08-22 07:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by sugagloss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Switch off ur computer NOW and do what u r supposed to do.
Best of luck
P.S
PLESE NO MORE ANSWERS TO THIS QUESTION
LET THEM DO SOME WORK WITHOUT HELP
2006-08-22 07:42:23 · answer #4 · answered by doc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be cool and try to make your spouse as comfortable as possible. Dont jump to sex on the first night itself , as it will give a feeling that sex is the most important thing in this marriage.
talk about your carreer and how do you intend to lead your life with your partner.
2006-08-22 07:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Affu 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
My Condolences to you.
What help do u need? Just follow you instincts
2006-08-24 05:22:18 · answer #6 · answered by Masked Mark 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can I help u by replying ur question. It needs practical. No theoretical answer, u need practical so.............. will u be ready for the practical ??
2006-08-22 07:27:22 · answer #7 · answered by SWAPAN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
get a packet of condums and take some of the xxx movies and show her take some energetic pills so u don't get tired of ******* ur .....wife .enjoy
2006-08-22 20:58:02 · answer #8 · answered by scorpion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fuk her butt..but use enough lube..buttfucking is much more pleasurable than pusy *******..believe me try it but u shud do it patiently..first u can talk to ur spouse then jouranally like anyone fuks her wife's pusy u can also do the same..but after one or two days..have some adventouous game..tell ur wife to support u for backdoorfucking..then fuk her backdoor patiently..first lube her butt and then try ur one finger but dont be in a hurry,try it slow..afterwards try ur second finger also if ur wife says stop then stop tell her to relax..and slowly try ur both the fingers in her butthole..after few minutes its ready for u to fuk..now get more lube and try ur penis and insert in her butthole slowly..after inserting a bit than stop for a while to relax ur wife..then go ahead..slowly insert the full penis in her sweet butt..start slowly slowly *******..after one minute u can do fast..u will see after ******* ur wife from backside she will soon like buttfucking more than vaginal sex..now biologists and many sexologists hav proved that buttfuking gives more pleasure than vaginal sex if done properly..u can see many sites of buttfuking or can take experts advice how to do it better..but before taking any decision u hav to try it once..so just try it and see the big pleasure difference...
2006-08-22 07:49:14 · answer #9 · answered by praveen_almora 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Was it u being married or being a virgin that was the joke???
2006-08-22 07:16:13 · answer #10 · answered by dropkickchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋