Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

Some retired sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 25 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 10:23:52 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-23 10:23:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Watching your loved one die or Choosing to die instead of your loved one ?? Explain.

2006-06-23 10:23:21 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 10:22:39 · 6 answers · asked by drumstick 2 in Movies

2006-06-23 10:21:46 · 21 answers · asked by jagerchick80 4 in Music

2006-06-23 10:20:43 · 7 answers · asked by pixxie179 3 in Movies

2006-06-23 10:20:36 · 21 answers · asked by Karina G 1 in Music

I am going to a party and i need some semi-clean rock to play at parties

2006-06-23 10:19:37 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Walkadog 1 in Music

2006-06-23 10:19:37 · 3 answers · asked by imperial_estate 1 in Celebrities

The ones that Mariah Carey hits. I am told it has something so do with singing through my nose and that it doesn't involve straining, but I don't know how to get the sound up there.

P.S. I know that it is something that is not a gift so don't tell me that it's not just to get some points, or I'll report you!

2006-06-23 10:19:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Okay so I'm a big movie buff and it makes me crazy when I can't remember the name of a movie. I've been trying to remember what movie this song was from. I thought the title was something about Shipwreck but I can't find anything like that. So anyway does anyone know is the song What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor in Swiss Family Robinson ? I remember a ship and a bad storm and people singing that song. Any help would be really appreciated :-)

2006-06-23 10:19:04 · 2 answers · asked by Tracie R 2 in Movies

U celebs can answer to if u want but of course i won't believe ya'll are whoever ya'll say ya'll are!LOL

2006-06-23 10:18:55 · 30 answers · asked by murmic05 3 in Celebrities

I have just been to the toilet and had a wee. When I wiped there was blood, when I looked down the toilet there was clotted jelly like lumps of blood at the bottom. There was about seven of them and they were a bit bigger than a marble in size. The bleeding is light now. I am not due on my period for another fortnight. Does anybody know what might have caused this bleeding.? It is not my period

2006-06-23 10:18:51 · 27 answers · asked by itsme 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 10:18:48 · 28 answers · asked by ? 3 in Horoscopes

I have several I'm thinking of selling.

2006-06-23 10:18:30 · 5 answers · asked by STACEY S 3 in Other - Entertainment

Pregnant blonde

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
Driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but
I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and,
Breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was
Pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told
Her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
More." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not
Having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could
Know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a
Home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"

2006-06-23 10:17:43 · 20 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you think Jerry Lewis should retire from hosting the program?

2006-06-23 10:15:37 · 2 answers · asked by prc85040 3 in Television

just wanna know if some1 had a good day =P
wonderin if some1 had a VERY interestin day...
or jst another sucky day..

2006-06-23 10:15:20 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 10:13:40 · 22 answers · asked by screwedover1motime 2 in Other - Entertainment

A woman brought duck into a vet. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened. The vet shook his head, "I'm so sorry, your duck is dead." The owner wailed, "Are you sure"? “You haven't done any testing!" The vet left the room, and came back with a black Lab. As the owner watched, the dog stood on his hind legs and sniffed the duck. The dog looked at the vet and shook his head. The vet took out the dog, and returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and sniffed the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, and strolled out of the room. The vet said to the woman and said, "I'm sorry, this is most definitely, a dead duck.” The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The owner took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead"? "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.

2006-06-23 10:13:26 · 33 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 10:13:00 · 3 answers · asked by ? 1 in Music

2006-06-23 10:10:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mickey mouse was sad so donold ask him what was the matter. mickey said oh nothing i'm fine..
donold ask is the rumor true that u and mini are getting a devorce?
mickey said yeah it is true..
donold said is it because she is f**king nuts?
mickey said no because she is f**king ????

2006-06-23 10:10:14 · 19 answers · asked by Mickey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 10:10:14 · 8 answers · asked by Ensee 2 in Music

Bathing in Nick Carter's sweat or Drinking a can of Justin Timberlake’s snot ?? Explain.

2006-06-23 10:09:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 10:09:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 10:09:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 10:09:05 · 10 answers · asked by Jessi H 1 in Other - Entertainment

johnny depp or paul walker? why?

2006-06-23 10:08:50 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities