Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

'You walk into the middle of the road' he said, 'and if you see two lights you curl up into a ball in between them both and wait for the lights go over you. ' So the rabbit demonstrated for the nervous little fellow. A car came along and the rabbit rolled up into a ball between the lights. The went over the rabbit safely. 'Now your turn' said the rabbit.
The nervous little chap walked into the middle of the road and saw a car coming. Like the rabbit had said he rolled up into a ball in the middle of the two lights. Then slat the liitle guy was strawberry jam.
'That's stange' said the rabbit, I've not seen a three wheeled car for years.'

2006-06-23 01:02:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which key did they remove?

2006-06-23 01:01:43 · 9 answers · asked by justaskn 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 01:01:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 01:00:09 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 00:59:12 · 18 answers · asked by belly dancer 1 in Music

2006-06-23 00:59:06 · 4 answers · asked by PaulJ 2 in Television

2006-06-23 00:59:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 00:58:11 · 11 answers · asked by belly dancer 1 in Music

how many letters are there to the answer of this question?

2006-06-23 00:58:03 · 25 answers · asked by •☺Midäs☻◘ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

stomach is making strange noise.........is it Danger Signal ???
..... or is it something else.....??? what should i do???

2006-06-23 00:57:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 00:56:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I am trying to create a business plan to assists those aspiring entertainers,and i cannot find any help on the subject.

2006-06-23 00:54:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

my godmother was born on 2/29 but i wonder why i never asked her about it..i think she celebrates her bday on 2/28...

2006-06-23 00:51:35 · 12 answers · asked by ★Яochelle★ 5 in Horoscopes

Kat was bulimic and was even in rehab for 3 months. yup she even admitted it herslef, i guess she thought it would boost her fame! And the only reson she stoped was because she got on american idol and she didint want to mess up her voice.....not cause it is a serious illness and was harmful to her health. what an idol!

2006-06-23 00:45:49 · 5 answers · asked by Marie 1 in Music

this is my favorite book and i've read it several times.. i think it's more than just a book about bunnies.. i think it reflects what life would be like in a dictaorship country.. more or less.. :)

2006-06-23 00:45:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

May the Best Day in your Past be the Worst Day in your Future

2006-06-23 00:44:42 · 7 answers · asked by greenarcher 2 in Movies

A female missionary who worked with children was driving through the sahara desert. Her car broke down with nno Petrol/gas. She knew that she had seen a station miles back but she had nothing to put the petrol in. She looked hard and the only thing she could find was a potty (Where toddlers have apoo for those tho don't know what a potty is.) So off she went to get the petrol.
When she finally got back to the car she poured in the petrol.
As she was doing so a large car pulled up besides her and an Arab stepped out.
He said, 'Madam, I don't agree with your religion, but I do admire your faith.'

2006-06-23 00:39:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What would you like me to get for you?

2006-06-23 00:38:04 · 57 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

who is funnier and best ??

no rowan atkinson please

2006-06-23 00:36:51 · 27 answers · asked by Happy Alf 3 in Celebrities

2006-06-23 00:36:23 · 26 answers · asked by mak mak 1 in Jokes & Riddles

سید اکرام شاہ Syed Ikram Shah?
Tell me what is my name and where I am from and tell me if you have C. H. Atma's "Preetum aan milo song" from "Asman"


URDU

آپ مجھے یہ بتاو کہ میرا نام کیا ھے اور میں کہاں پر رہتا ہوں اور کیا آپ کے پاس سی ایچ آتما کا ”پریتم آنملو” گانا ھے جو کہ انہوں نے ”آسمان” فلم میں گایا تھا؟

2006-06-23 00:34:31 · 2 answers · asked by Syed Ikram Shah DANGEROUS 1 in Music

Silence of The Lambs?
Red Dragon?
Black Sunday?
Hannibal?

2006-06-23 00:32:40 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Movies

Mark is fat. Ryan is fat.
Which is fatter, Mark or Ryan?
^_^

2006-06-23 00:31:38 · 13 answers · asked by kevin! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 00:31:17 · 5 answers · asked by shaik d 1 in Music

But they said they had no vacancies. But they where short on Gorillas and they cost a lot of money. they ask the man if he would like to dress up and pretend to be the gorilla, they would pay himevery month and he'd have as many banana's as he could eat. All he had to do was swing on a rop and show his bottom to the crowd now and again.
The man like the idea and took the job. He soon became very popular with the crowds and loved the job. One day there was a lot of people watching sna d the man got over excited and swung on the rope to high. He flew over the cage and landed with a bum into the next cage. he was dazed and at first confused. Then he saw the lion standing there looking at him.
The man screamed and ran shouting 'Help, help he's going to kill me.'
Suddenly he heard a voice say.
'Will you shut your mouth or you'll get us both the sack.'

2006-06-23 00:25:06 · 6 answers · asked by Smart_Guy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 00:24:28 · 7 answers · asked by karun r 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-23 00:22:08 · 75 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to remember the title of a movie that I watched quite a few years ago. I think it came out in the mid-early eighties. It was about a young boy that was orphaned in a post-apocalyptic city of the not-so-distant future. He was raised by a homeless person that dies of a disease, and has to survive as a young man in the urban slums. Now, something else happens, something like he witnesses a murder and is hunted down by the murderers/criminals. He meets a woman that is a reporter I think. If I remember right, she starts writing a story about him, calling him Wildchild or something like that... geeze... I remember REALLY enjoying it, but I can't remember much about it, or the title. PLEASE HELP!

2006-06-23 00:19:52 · 6 answers · asked by Jaydt 2 in Movies

Personally, I like JEAN-GREY from the X-MEN. She's so hot!!! More than that, she's also red-headed... just like my girlfriend. LOVE it!

How about you all then? Which woman and from what movie?

2006-06-23 00:19:11 · 17 answers · asked by Professor Franklin 4 in Movies

2006-06-23 00:18:58 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television