Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

Redneck Drinking Rule.............



A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."


An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,


In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either.


The Alabama boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.

God Bless America

2006-06-23 03:25:58 · 20 answers · asked by bagelexec 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 03:25:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Bad Day? http://music.yahoo.com/ar-9028913-videos--Daniel-Powter

2006-06-23 03:25:37 · 11 answers · asked by Coo Bird 4 in Music

Ok,here it is:
This woman walks into the kitchen,and sees her husband with a fly swatter.She asks" Kill any flies?",he replies,Yup,3 males ad 2 females. Intruiged she asks"How can you tell them apart?".He says," 3 were on a beer can,and 2 were on the phone.

2006-06-23 03:25:14 · 23 answers · asked by Aubrey Animal Goddess :-) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sources say it got it's name for frolicking nancy-boys getting to frisky with each other to the point of causing severe spinal injury to the catcher. The two lads featured in the movie didn't start that activity there at brokeback, they were just carrying on a lusty tradition that started there years ago.

2006-06-23 03:25:04 · 6 answers · asked by punchpringle 2 in Movies

paris hilton....lindsay lohan...
its stupid

2006-06-23 03:24:54 · 10 answers · asked by thats_hella_hott 5 in Music

hes freakin perfect

2006-06-23 03:24:48 · 7 answers · asked by kelli w 2 in Movies

2006-06-23 03:24:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 03:23:46 · 2 answers · asked by morden 1 in Movies

I'm talking about from June 1 and after.

2006-06-23 03:23:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-23 03:23:34 · 25 answers · asked by ALBSTERboomer 3 in Television

A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.

At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.

When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?" "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox. "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."

2006-06-23 03:23:20 · 13 answers · asked by bagelexec 2 in Jokes & Riddles

have any of you seen the music video with the this is what i brought you stuff what did you think of it

2006-06-23 03:21:45 · 8 answers · asked by shimmeringfallenangel 2 in Music

For me, nothing beats Tim Hortons -- large, double/double --

2006-06-23 03:21:19 · 29 answers · asked by MattEMatt 4 in Polls & Surveys

are they posers or are they true celebrites? okay so if your a celbrity plz write me. but anyone can write me here!

2006-06-23 03:20:57 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

The mechanic looks at it and after a few minutes gets it ticking over nicely. "What was wrong with it?" the blonde asks. "s hit in the carb," says the mechanic. The blonde says, "how often have i got to do that?"

2006-06-23 03:20:49 · 11 answers · asked by maxmoves 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 03:20:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i want ot know because everyone thinks she's a brat.

2006-06-23 03:18:50 · 13 answers · asked by abigail 1 in Music

what will i do if my classmate has a crush on me but he doesn't know that i know that he has a crush on me?

2006-06-23 03:18:26 · 6 answers · asked by karla 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 03:18:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 03:17:53 · 11 answers · asked by daddio 3 in Music

mine is journalist/novelist...... I am like really bored so answer

2006-06-23 03:17:22 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

well, i play the guitar and i ve idolised kirk hammet(from metallica)..and i ve realised there aren't a lot of really awesome guitarists out there...what do u think?

2006-06-23 03:17:16 · 34 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

Thanks to the crazies here, my questions have gone downhill. Is it possible to get back to the normal days when I only asked questions when: needed, intelligent questions, and I didn't think about when I'd be on next to ask another question?

2006-06-23 03:17:14 · 13 answers · asked by Andrea 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was when I was about 1. It was taking my first steps...which people say is amazing if I can remember that. I know who was there and everything!!

2006-06-23 03:16:16 · 12 answers · asked by Ava 2 in Polls & Surveys

I think he's got the looks

2006-06-23 03:14:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you had to choose only one for the rest of your life and couldn't change your mind, which one would you pick? Why-why not?

2006-06-23 03:14:47 · 24 answers · asked by Brat 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 03:14:14 · 17 answers · asked by mama_of_2 4 in Celebrities

2006-06-23 03:13:50 · 16 answers · asked by hotdogmap 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 03:13:15 · 22 answers · asked by Christian K 1 in Movies