Redneck Drinking Rule.............
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico
our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says,
In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink
out of the same glass twice either.
The Alabama boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, In America we have so
many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the
same ones twice.
God Bless America
2006-06-23 03:25:58 · 20 answers · asked by bagelexec 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-23 03:44:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodie!!
And now, one for you.
Driving across the country
Four women were driving across the country.
Each one Was from a different place: Idaho, Nebraska, California, and Mexico.
Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window.
"What the heck are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan.
"We have so many of these darn things in Idaho, I am just sick of looking at them!"
A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window.
"What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from California.
"We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"
Inspired, the gal from California opened the car door, and pushed the Mexican out.
2006-06-23 11:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's sick and wrong-get an MRI to see wat really is up there in ur head, if anything at all. How dare u say God Bless America at the end of a joke like that! If any thing that 'joke' makes us americans look like mindless, greedy murderers that drink to much, not true at all-except maybe for u!
2006-06-23 03:34:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember sept 11th at all times, so dont provoke anyone.
2006-06-23 04:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think guitaristmonkeylover is rite...im an american even though my descendants are from afghanistan and just by sayin tat joke makes america look bad..
2006-06-23 03:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by afghanhottie786 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was by far the funnest joke i've heard all day.
2006-06-23 03:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by lil_bit_ 44 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll drink to that. (I'll keep my glass because bullets are too expensive). LMAO
2006-06-23 03:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OKAY! I laughed really hard on this one. I loved it. You should get 50 points for telling this one to us.
2006-06-23 03:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thats not very funny and mean.
2006-06-23 03:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by notentirelythere 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this is an insult for mexican & arabs so be ware!!
2006-06-23 03:29:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True and funny
2006-06-23 03:29:21 · answer #11 · answered by Dark Martha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋