Entertainment & Music - 23 June 2006

a blonde gets out of bed on her birthday, goes downstairs and her mom says, "hello darling happy birthday, you have a birthday message on the radio" the blonde sits down in front of the radio and listens very hard, she is there all day, 7 hours actually, she was just wondering wheather her mom had lied to her, it was at that point that she spotted the envelope on top of the radio.........

2006-06-23 23:05:12 · 18 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 23:03:37 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Celebrities

There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.
The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it
the truth, but you disappear if you lie.

The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat
brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think
I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the
mirror gobbled her up.

The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly
red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest
person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.

Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and
said, "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up

2006-06-23 23:02:55 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 23:02:16 · 13 answers · asked by NY182 4 in Movies

what does a lawman and a shark have in common?????

2006-06-23 22:59:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 22:58:49 · 21 answers · asked by alex_sublime 2 in Music

Give me a list of 10 of your favorite songs. They don't have to be recent...

2006-06-23 22:58:09 · 12 answers · asked by discretelycontinuous 2 in Music

According to horoscopes Pisceans are mostly dreamy and dislike being in positions requiring leadership.I wish to change this trait.Is this possible?Are there Pisceans out there who are leaders of any team in a non-creative field?Are there Pisceans who are not dreamy?

2006-06-23 22:56:45 · 12 answers · asked by coolgal 1 in Horoscopes

2006-06-23 22:54:34 · 8 answers · asked by knownotall person here how about 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i knew all along about this 'extension' with 5 new housmates, but who will the new housmates be, do you think they will put the evicted housmates back in or will it be shiny new housemates, does anybody know?

2006-06-23 22:54:23 · 12 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Television

insomniac like me? Hmm? Hmmm?Hmmmm?

2006-06-23 22:54:10 · 8 answers · asked by betty 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-23 22:51:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

the man that made it, sold it,
the man that bought it never used it
and the man that used it never seen it,
what is it?

2006-06-23 22:49:04 · 11 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I never had sex like I had w/ a Scorpio (female).
Is it like this with all Scorpios? I'm a male Cancer.
How faithful are Scorpios?

2006-06-23 22:45:33 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Horoscopes

country ? or state?

2006-06-23 22:44:53 · 25 answers · asked by duuh 4 in Other - Entertainment

So who here thinks Zak from High School Musical is SSSSOOO HOTTT!!????!!!

2006-06-23 22:42:32 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

My husband recently began thinking about getting circumcised. Oddly enough i've never been with a circumcised man and didn't really know how to respond when he told me he was thinking about having it done? Is it really any different at all? Has anyone been in a similar situation? Well any answers/advice would help really.

2006-06-23 22:42:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

you keep telling me to go to bed, you wanna with me?? heehee

2006-06-23 22:39:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and who would merely serve as an after dinner tooth pick,
i myself would most definetly serve a family of four lol

2006-06-23 22:37:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 22:36:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over
5 Minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out
Together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

2006-06-23 22:34:55 · 13 answers · asked by nick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 22:33:49 · 4 answers · asked by nick 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-23 22:32:21 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-23 22:30:59 · 7 answers · asked by lola bunny 1 in Movies

2006-06-23 22:30:33 · 16 answers · asked by catherene 1 in Comics & Animation

1.If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
instantly removed.
2.Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3.High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
4.A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
5.If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6.Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
7.The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use the duct tape.
8.B good to family and friends. You never know when you need them to empty your bedpan.

2006-06-23 22:28:35 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

if you went to the doctors and he said that you have only 24 hours left in your life.... how would you spend your last day?

2006-06-23 22:28:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

tell me GOOD reason to support your answer

2006-06-23 22:27:32 · 24 answers · asked by angel 5 in Music

2006-06-23 22:25:37 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

nachos with cheese or salsa?

2006-06-23 22:18:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys