There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.
The mirror gives you anything you desire if you tell it
the truth, but you disappear if you lie.
The first person to talk to the mirror was a very fat
brunette. She walked up to the mirror and said "I think
I am the thinnest person in the world." and poof, the
mirror gobbled her up.
The next person to come up to the mirror was a very ugly
red head. She told the mirror "I think I am the prettiest
person in the world" and poof, the mirror gobbled her up.
Lastly came the blonde. She walked up to the mirror and
said, "I think..." and poof, the mirror gobbled her up
2006-06-23 23:02:55 · 12 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here's one for ya
Cheer's
Blond on Airplane
A blond was traveling to Huston by airplane and decided that since she was "beautiful and blond" that she would sit in first class event's her seating assignment was in coach. When the stewardess came but checking boarding passes she said to the blond that she was sitting in the wrong seat. The blond refused to change, so the stewardess went to get help. The other stewardesses couldn't get her to move ether. The captain came out and said that he had a blond wife and that he would handle it. The captain went over to the blond and whispered in her ear and the blond immediately got up and went to her seat. The stewardess asked what he said and the captain said that he told her that first class didn't go to Huston!
2006-06-23 23:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by ♠Mike♠ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The blonde dont think?
Well a blonde walked to the hairdresser and told the dresser to cut her hair without taking her haedphones from her.
the dresser did take out the phoines and the blond died.
The hairdreseerheard through the phone?
what ? answer?
2006-06-24 06:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by knownotall person here how about 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i got one!
a blonde gets out of bed on her birthday, goes downstairs and her mom says, "hello darling happy birthday, you have a birthday message on the radio" the blonde sits down in front of the radio and listens very hard, she is there all day, 7 hours actually, she was just wondering wheather her mom had lied to her, it was at that point that she spotted the envelope on top of the radio.........
2006-06-24 19:21:39 · answer #3 · answered by movn4wood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
courtesy grins... too much effort
Why do blondes wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm...
What do you have with a brunette between two blondes?
One woman with her NATURAL color
What did the blonde say to her ob/gyn when informed she's pregnant?
Is it mine?
2006-06-24 06:10:29 · answer #4 · answered by chiefof nothing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
becuz she said i think! she doesnt think so that is y the mirror ate her!
2006-06-24 17:09:28 · answer #5 · answered by Gabriela Hawk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny.... but not as funny as ur previous posts
2006-06-24 06:07:32 · answer #6 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was sssssssooooooooo dumb it just suddenly became funny!
2006-06-24 06:11:18 · answer #7 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it anough to copy it, but . . .
What was the question again?
2006-06-24 06:10:31 · answer #8 · answered by ghost 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i can't believe that this joke implies that blondes don't think.
2006-06-24 11:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by boricua82991 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...too funny!!
2006-06-24 11:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by smarteepants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋