a blonde gets out of bed on her birthday, goes downstairs and her mom says, "hello darling happy birthday, you have a birthday message on the radio" the blonde sits down in front of the radio and listens very hard, she is there all day, 7 hours actually, she was just wondering wheather her mom had lied to her, it was at that point that she spotted the envelope on top of the radio.........
2006-06-23 23:05:12 · 18 answers · asked by Kelly 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahah!!! tell us another one cuz i hate blondes.....and you males don't defend them and don't be so pesimistic there are a lot of clever girls, and theyre not blondes
2006-06-23 23:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 13⤋
At a Gynecologist convention in two gynecologists were talking. One from France says, "There was a woman in my office yesterday with a clitoris like a watermelon."
One from England says, "That's impossible, if she had a clitoris the size of a watermelon she couldn't walk.
The first one responded, "You English, always thinking about size. I was talking about taste."
In interview, Santa was asked: Who's Monica Seles? A tennis player.
Ok, who's Monica Lewinski?
Penis player.
A man kills a deer & cooks it but doesn't tell kids what it is.
He gives a clue: It's what mom calls me.
Boy cries out: Don’t eat it. It's a ******* asshole.
A doctor saw a nurse with one of her boobs hanging out of dress. He questioned her, Nurse said, "Oh these medical students never keep things in place after use!"
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
2006-06-23 23:32:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1out of 10 what is the diffrence between a blonde and the titanic they know how many men down on the titanic
2006-06-23 23:14:16 · answer #3 · answered by andrew w 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does she have to be a blonde, aren't all girls stupid?
Why only blondes, you are just jealous of them!
2006-06-23 23:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yay! 2 points
2006-06-24 09:09:24 · answer #5 · answered by Bluepolka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gotta love those blond jokes
2006-06-23 23:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Ani♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! she sooo dumb!!!!!!! but iff the message was like behind the radio or she couldnt see it then she wouldnt be that dumb!!
2006-06-23 23:07:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God bless america, 'cos no one else does !!!
I'm sure you're one of them, the dumb ones
2006-06-23 23:09:58 · answer #8 · answered by Splishy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good *yawn* do u want a gold star now??
2006-06-24 00:35:26 · answer #9 · answered by miss_minxe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
gosh where dyo get these jokes from man??? they're wiked...
2006-06-24 00:49:13 · answer #10 · answered by sugarpie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a valid misinterpretation
2006-06-24 05:27:44 · answer #11 · answered by Child Of God 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋