1.If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
instantly removed.
2.Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3.High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
4.A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.
5.If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
6.Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the toothache.
7.The Rules of Life really are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't use the duct tape.
8.B good to family and friends. You never know when you need them to empty your bedpan.
2006-06-23 22:28:35 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
they were simply bindaaaaaaaaaaas !! aap to yahaaan chhaye hue hain ... keep it up!! :)
2006-06-23 22:49:17 · answer #1 · answered by simply_boring 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1,6 and 4 are my fav. 11/10
2006-06-23 23:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by Prince Charmant! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL always liked most of those....especially #5
2006-06-23 22:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by LOVE2LD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Pd welcome back, nice to have back.
Thx for the remedies.....
2006-06-23 23:31:28 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ⥠you!!!!! i love them!!! check ya later â¥
2006-06-24 21:11:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Welcome back!
Man! You don't know how much did we miss you.
>> LiN <<
2006-06-23 22:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz! 8 marvelous colorful stars!lolz thanks Pd!
2006-06-24 21:26:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋