A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady 40 mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband looks across at her and says he wants a divorce! The wife said nothing and kept driving increasing her speed to 45mph. The husband tells her I don't want you to talk me out of it, Iv'e been having an affair with ur best friend. Again the wife stays quiet and slowly increases the speed to 55mph. He pushes his luck " I want the house" Up to 60 mph " I want the car too" 65 mph "I'll have all the bank accounts credit cards. and the boat. The car steers towards a massive concrete bridge , the husband gets nervous. So he asked her "Is there anything you want"? The wife says quietly "no, i got everything i need" Really says the husband what have you got, just before they slam into the wall at 70 mph , The wife turns to him and smiles and says." The airbag"
2006-06-23
19:49:39
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