He stared into her eyes, deeply and said,
(while you stare into her eyes)
"The beauty of your eyes are eternal."
(while you stare at her lips)
"Your lips are wet and luscious."
(while you stare at her cheeks)
"Your cheeks are rosie and round."
(while you stare at her ears.)
"Your lobes are soft and inviting."
(lean in and kiss her lobes.)
Whisper, "I would continue, but I better stop here."
Be sure to smile.
2006-06-23 20:26:20
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables,
were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.
As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least
we'll have a bit to eat."
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...
2006-06-30 23:44:51
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Q: Why did the boy get off his bike?
A: Because he got hit by a fridge!
(werent expecting that, were you?
2006-06-24 03:27:46
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two, but how do you get them in there?
2006-06-24 03:18:51
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answer #4
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answered by redrcm27 2
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why cant blondes hurd cattle? cuz they cant keep their CALVES together!!!!!!!!!
2006-06-24 03:19:19
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answer #5
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answered by playaninstrument 3
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