Many say that i am toooo formal. i thnk i gotta bring in some kinda humour in all walks of my life. but all i know is a few blonde jokes. i know that wont work. so guys/gals plz help me. how can i develop such a kinda attitude?? gemme some examples of such jokes too. plz help me.
2006-06-23 20:05:55 · 9 answers · asked by Gokulsreeram 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i just received this joke from a text message..
there is this boyfriend and girlfriend..
bf: "hon, let's do 69!"
gf: "what is 69?"
bf: "it's easy.."
then they positioned theirselves..
while in that position, the boy farted 4 times..
then the girl reacted and said "omg! i cant do this anymore! i cant take anymore the remaining 65!"
lolz..
2006-06-24 00:40:01 · answer #1 · answered by g25_19_21p 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I put a fake Time & Temperature on my answering machine. It took some people a couple of times before they figured out that they had the right number! The forcast was warm & moist, the time 4:20 and Temp. 69.
2006-06-24 04:23:16 · answer #2 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I can share a practical joke I got from Sam Kinison and actually used it on a football teammate.
First, have a party. Everybody drinkin, havin a good time. Wait 'till the first person passes out, in this case, it was our quarterback. Now get yourself a camera.
So, (we will call him John) John is passed out on his back on the couch, his head slightly bent backwards with his mouth open. 4 of us pull out our peckers, and put them around his face and take a picture of just his face and the peckers, close up. John no longer looks like he's passed out, he now looks like he's in ecstacy!
Now get a dozen or so copies of that picture and post them all over the campus.
He will love it! and your friends will think you are a GOD!
2006-06-24 03:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well one practical joke I like to pull at the office from time to time is to switch the N and M key people have typos and think they are going crazy when their password doesnt work
2006-06-24 03:09:37 · answer #4 · answered by rnzha27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lighten up a little just enjoy life- it is way to short to profesional all the time. Think about all the things you like to do and encorporate it into your ever day work life. Money isn't happiness.
2006-06-24 03:13:53 · answer #5 · answered by wicked jester 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We always prank the new guy at work. We tell him to go find the filing cabinet in the basement. Of course, there is no basement. We send him to everyone in the plant to find the key.
2006-06-24 05:20:51 · answer #6 · answered by Spartan Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man, ur just wierd and dorky. it's not the jokes that make people like u. it's ur personalilty. lol. like I'm hot because I'm nice and good lookin. lol.
2006-06-24 03:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by 지태영 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smear vasiline on the door knob, tape the toilet paper on the thing so that how hard you try to get some toilet paper by rolling, you wont get it.
2006-06-26 12:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why are you so focused on what other people say about you? Just be yourself, ok pumpkin?
2006-06-24 03:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋