A married couple is driving along the highway doing a steady 40 mph. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband looks across at her and says he wants a divorce! The wife said nothing and kept driving increasing her speed to 45mph. The husband tells her I don't want you to talk me out of it, Iv'e been having an affair with ur best friend. Again the wife stays quiet and slowly increases the speed to 55mph. He pushes his luck " I want the house" Up to 60 mph " I want the car too" 65 mph "I'll have all the bank accounts credit cards. and the boat. The car steers towards a massive concrete bridge , the husband gets nervous. So he asked her "Is there anything you want"? The wife says quietly "no, i got everything i need" Really says the husband what have you got, just before they slam into the wall at 70 mph , The wife turns to him and smiles and says." The airbag"
2006-06-23 19:49:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good , it kind of reminds me of when i drive the car when my wife is on board . Sometime during the trip the passenger side hot air bag will deploy !
2006-06-24 02:20:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought airbag for both the front seats are compulsory!!
Next time my wife drives the car I will make it a point to check in advance the airbag at the passenger seat!!
2006-06-24 02:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by Bolan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wedding Anniversary
Two guys are in a bar. they find out they have the same wedding anniversary.
One asks the other "what did you get your wife for your anniversary?"
The other man replied," A Jag and a Mercedes."
"wow that weird why both?"
"Well if she doesn't like driving the jag she can drive the Mercedes. What did you get your wife?"
"A pair of slippers and a vibrator."
"wow that's really weird why?"
"well if she doesn't like the slippers she can go screw herself!"
2006-06-24 04:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.. but it aint like an airbag has that much of an increase.. i've been in a car accident.. and all the airbag did was make me smell.. and cause me to caugh.. so i think it is better for the husband
2006-06-24 03:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by David 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
Sweet dreams!
2006-06-24 02:55:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..wonder what would of happened if the wife didnt survive and the husband did .... (makes you wonder)
2006-06-24 03:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
im gonna answer this. she said that beacase he doesnt have an airbag she does and he will croak!
2006-06-24 02:56:48 · answer #7 · answered by Billy666 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...
2006-06-24 03:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by miss robyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its reelly funny
2006-06-24 02:56:25 · answer #9 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-06-24 02:53:41 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋