A woman brought duck into a vet. The vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened. The vet shook his head, "I'm so sorry, your duck is dead." The owner wailed, "Are you sure"? “You haven't done any testing!" The vet left the room, and came back with a black Lab. As the owner watched, the dog stood on his hind legs and sniffed the duck. The dog looked at the vet and shook his head. The vet took out the dog, and returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and sniffed the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, and strolled out of the room. The vet said to the woman and said, "I'm sorry, this is most definitely, a dead duck.” The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman. The owner took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead"? "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the lab report and the cat scan, it's now $150.
2006-06-23 10:13:26 · 33 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good joke. never heard it before but i will be sure to tell it again. thumbs up!
2006-06-23 16:15:29 · answer #1 · answered by nicolenewman9952 2 · 12⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, pretty funny, I had heard about the cat scan, but not the Lab report
2006-06-23 10:18:13 · answer #2 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes hahahahaha!
2006-06-23 10:18:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I did chuckle! I LOVE animal jokes!
2006-06-23 10:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Jarri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's one I've heard before -- but STILL funny as hell...
(you're on a roll, girlfriend!!)
2006-06-23 10:22:39 · answer #5 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was very funny. Made me giggle, and I am not a giggler.
2006-06-23 10:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by Titan A-X-E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its so funny I'm about to tell my mom that joke.
2006-06-23 10:19:13 · answer #7 · answered by Thug a Bunny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude, that was dumb...and I mean the good kind. Ha!
2006-06-23 10:17:27 · answer #8 · answered by Lady_Wolfwood 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe pretty corny but still cute
2006-06-23 10:24:58 · answer #9 · answered by stratocastinator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah hah i thought that was cute just imagining it in my head
2006-06-23 10:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by bribrichild 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gave me a chuckle. not hilarious though. it's cute.
2006-06-23 10:17:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋