Pregnant blonde
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
Driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but
I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and,
Breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was
Pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a while so I told
Her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's
More." I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not
Having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could
Know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said....
"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a
Home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"
2006-06-23 10:17:43 · 20 answers · asked by Jodie 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is SOOO funny --- and I've NEVER HEARD it, before.....
(Kudo's to you --- that's one I'll be telling........) LMAO!!!!!!
2006-06-23 10:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 14⤊ 4⤋
Thats a good one. heres one for ya, How do you know a blonde is done having sex? The dome light shuts off.
2006-06-23 17:35:52 · answer #2 · answered by STACEY S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really. I have heard way better jokes. But nice try.
2006-06-23 17:20:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good!
I have one: Paris Hilton, nuff said.
2006-06-23 17:45:22 · answer #4 · answered by M D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke rocks
2006-06-23 18:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Ms. Heart♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice i haven't heard that 1 yet ;-)
2006-06-23 17:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by vaultstaffonly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2006-06-23 19:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by cuckoo meister 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats funny
2006-06-23 18:18:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not the funniets ive heard but pretty funny...
2006-06-23 17:20:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohh thats funny i like it
2006-06-23 17:20:19 · answer #10 · answered by gianihead3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one I haven't heard!!! Great !!!
2006-06-23 17:29:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋