Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

2006-06-12 08:44:32 · 13 answers · asked by X 3 in Music

Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.

"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."

2006-06-12 08:43:39 · 9 answers · asked by Marco551 2 in Jokes & Riddles

bbc series in the 4 season

2006-06-12 08:43:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

This is the 2nd group she has been in over the past few years. She has a great voice, but I think eventually she's gonna do a "justin"--"beyonce"

2006-06-12 08:42:52 · 15 answers · asked by ~2Sxy4u!~ 4 in Music

Was he fired due to creative conflict with Lorne Michaels? Or did he quit for a movie making career?

2006-06-12 08:42:46 · 7 answers · asked by Randal F 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 08:42:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

okay so this question is about the episode where they take a trip to harvard, season 2. in the hallway, lorelei randomly looks at a picture and they zoom in on it...her name was like eileen or kate palmer or something.
WHO IS SHE? what's her significance to the show?
thanks

2006-06-12 08:41:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-12 08:39:59 · 11 answers · asked by babygurl100793 1 in Television

can someone tell me the concert that they go to ....is that a real group and and where can i find that song that they sung before the accident.

2006-06-12 08:39:54 · 8 answers · asked by kat g 1 in Movies

2006-06-12 08:38:54 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An old couple was watching TV one evening, and the husband got up to go to the kitchen. His wife told him to get her some iced tea, and knowing that the years had taken their toll on his memory, she told him to write it down.

"I can remember iced tea," he protested.

"But I want sugar in my tea too," she told him, "so write it down."

He told her he could remember iced tea with sugar.

"I want a slice of lemon too." she said, "Just write it down."

He left the room grumbling to himself. A few minutes later he came back with a plate full of mashed potatoes for her.

"Now look what you've done!" she yelled at him, "You forgot my gravy!"

2006-06-12 08:38:53 · 24 answers · asked by Marco551 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 08:38:47 · 21 answers · asked by Pearl Treyulin 5 in Movies

How can I record something I see on my computer? Like a video, or just anything moving..

2006-06-12 08:38:40 · 4 answers · asked by kiki Dee 5 in Other - Entertainment

An awesome joke sent in by CJ:

There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. “When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she’s ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn’t care what time I came home.”

One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she’s ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he’s home so late.

“Hey, why aren’t you sleeping?” he asks.

“I was was, but I came in to tell you that we’ve got to sleep on the couch tonight, ’cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom.”

2006-06-12 08:36:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 08:36:41 · 2 answers · asked by HarMonia 3 in Music

....did she buy those or did Pontiac donate them?

2006-06-12 08:35:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-06-12 08:35:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Mine is KTTV 11 in L.A. You?

2006-06-12 08:35:25 · 30 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Television

2006-06-12 08:33:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i think that clockwork orange is up there, but what do others think?

2006-06-12 08:33:47 · 39 answers · asked by reanimated11 2 in Movies

2006-06-12 08:32:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Horror?
Comedy?
Musical?
Drama?

2006-06-12 08:32:37 · 32 answers · asked by ruby 4 in Movies

which one is the best? im trying to choose which 1 to keep

2006-06-12 08:32:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-12 08:32:01 · 12 answers · asked by jittered 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-12 08:31:48 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-12 08:31:23 · 20 answers · asked by X 3 in Comics & Animation

Just listening to the radio--they asked this question but haven't gotten an answer yet---Any ideas?--Thanks

2006-06-12 08:30:53 · 13 answers · asked by confused 6 in Celebrities

Only answer this question if you have seen both movies.

2006-06-12 08:30:49 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-06-12 08:30:41 · 5 answers · asked by steve w 1 in Movies

If you dont know who Kenny is, DON`T ANSWER!!!

2006-06-12 08:29:55 · 2 answers · asked by X 3 in Television