An awesome joke sent in by CJ:
There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. “When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, I lay her down, take off her panties, and give her the best oral sex she’s ever had, until she has such an orgasm that she falls into a deep sleep. Then, I wash up and go to bed. By morning, she is so pleased, she doesn’t care what time I came home.”
One of his friends thinks this is a great idea. So he stays out late, comes home, sneaks into the bedroom, gives his wife the best oral sex she’s ever had, and goes to wash up. His wife walks into the bathroom, obviously upset that he’s home so late.
“Hey, why aren’t you sleeping?” he asks.
“I was was, but I came in to tell you that we’ve got to sleep on the couch tonight, ’cause my mother is sleeping in our bedroom.”
2006-06-12 08:36:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
2006-06-12 08:47:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was ok, but a little creepy... I would've thought the husband would see the wife on the couch.
2006-06-12 15:45:18 · answer #2 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome.... Oh to have a husband like that! It is now my new goal in life: a studiously aloof man who loves goin' downtown!
2006-06-12 15:43:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol â¥
2006-06-12 15:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥KaTeLyN♥ Geaux Tigers 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THA T WAS FUNNY
2006-06-12 15:44:56 · answer #5 · answered by chiquita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a good one thanks for the 2 points and chuckle
2006-06-12 15:40:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS SO WRONG! it didnt even laugh it was so gross!!!!!!
2006-06-12 19:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by ssig1e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..good one
2006-06-12 15:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...thats awkward.
2006-06-12 15:43:49 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thanks for the 2 pts
2006-06-12 15:46:55 · answer #10 · answered by sandy_beaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋