Three old men were sitting on a park bench comparing notes on the problems of growing old. The first said he couldn't remember the last time he had a good bowel movement. The second one said his problem was more with his bladder and prostate. The third old man laughed and said he must be the lucky one.
"Every morning at seven I pee, and then at eight I have a good dump," he told them. " I just wish I could wake up before nine."
2006-06-12 08:43:39 · 9 answers · asked by Marco551 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is funny, but sooo wrong.
2006-06-12 08:45:56 · answer #1 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another oldie but a goodie. Hey, recycled jokes ARE funny.
2006-06-12 10:13:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a real commode-dian lol.
2006-06-12 08:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by hatingmsn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-06-12 08:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by searching4something 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa...
2006-06-12 08:48:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwwww, lol
2006-06-12 14:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by musicismyobsession 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, that's awesome! ew! that one made my day, put a big smile on my face, thanks!
2006-06-12 08:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-
2006-06-12 08:47:27 · answer #8 · answered by the_response_king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k.... thats just nasty
2006-06-12 08:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by sandy_beaches 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋