Entertainment & Music - 12 June 2006

i tried everything pins, screwdrivers, etc...

2006-06-12 15:40:43 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

If you have let me know!

2006-06-12 15:38:26 · 21 answers · asked by jengle0544 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 15:37:19 · 6 answers · asked by ccwife2 2 in Movies

I mostly do it after a day because no one really answers them after that. Whoever gives the most detailed answer wins 10 points. Answer wisely.

2006-06-12 15:36:12 · 14 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearly as good as fathers of today; but they did have a few advantages:

In 1900, fathers prayed their children would learn English.

Today, fathers pray their children will speak English.


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In 1900, a father's horsepower meant his horses.

Today, it's the size of his minivan.


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In 1900, if a father put a roof over his family's head, he was a success.

Today, it takes a roof, deck, pool, and 4-car garage. And that's just the vacation home.


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In 1900, a father waited for the doctor to tell him when the baby arrived.

Today, a father must wear a smock, know how to breathe, and make sure film is in the video camera.


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In 1900, fathers passed on clothing to their sons.

Today, kids wouldn't touch Dad's clothes if they were sliding naked down an icicle.


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In 1900, fathers could count on children to join the family business.

Today, fathers pray their kids will soon come home from college long enough to teach them how to work the computer and set the VCR.


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In 1900, fathers pined for old country Romania, Italy, or Russia.

Today, fathers pine for old country Hank Williams.


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In 1900, a father smoked a pipe.

If he tries that today, he gets sent outside after a lecture on lip cancer.


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In 1900, fathers shook their children gently and whispered, "Wake up, it's time for school."

Today, kids shake their fathers violently at 4 a.m., shouting: "Wake up, it's time for hockey practice."


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In 1900, a father came home from work to find his wife and children at the supper table.

Today, a father comes home to a note: "Jimmy's at baseball, Cindy's at gymnastics, I'm at adult-Ed, Pizza in fridge."


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In 1900, fathers and sons would have heart-to-heart conversations while fishing in a stream.

Today, fathers pluck the headphones off their sons' ears and shout, "WHEN YOU HAVE A MINUTE.."


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In 1900, a father gave a pencil box for Christmas, and the kid was all smiles.

Today, a father spends $800 at Toys 'R' Us, and the kid screams: "I wanted Sega!"


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In 1900, if a father had breakfast in bed, it was eggs and bacon and ham and potatoes.

Today, it's Special K, soy milk, dry toast and a lecture on cholesterol.


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In 1900, a Father's Day gift would be a hand tool.

Today, he'll get a digital organizer.


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In 1900, fathers said, "A man's home is his castle."

Today, they say, "Welcome to the money pit."


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In 1900, "a good day at the market" meant Father brought home feed for the horses.

Today, "a good day at the market" means Dad got in early on an IPO.


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In 1900, a happy meal was when Father shared funny stories around the table.

Today, a happy meal is what Dad buys at McDonald's.


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In 1900, a father was involved if he spanked the kid now and then.

Today, a father's involved only if he coaches Little League and organizes Boy Scouts and car pools.


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In 1900, when fathers entered the room, children often rose to attention.

Today, kids glance up and grunt, "Dad, you're invading my space."


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In 1900, fathers threatened their daughters suiters with shotguns if the girl came home late.

Today, fathers break the ice by saying, "So...how long have you had that earring?"


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In 1900, fathers pined for the old school, which meant a one-room, red-brick building.

Today, fathers pine for the old school, which means Dr J and Mickey Mantle.


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In 1900, fathers were never truly appreciated.

In 2001, fathers are never truly appreciated.

2006-06-12 15:35:02 · 12 answers · asked by Aaron 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-12 15:34:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I was wondering about peoples opinions on Criss Angel.Are his illusions real or just a prank.Tell me what YOU think......

2006-06-12 15:33:19 · 13 answers · asked by alittleconfused101 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-12 15:32:58 · 9 answers · asked by sharletweb 1 in Comics & Animation

Paris CAN'T sing worth sh1t!!! She should stick to her sex videos!!! That's where her talent is at!!! She'll be more sucessful there!!!
What do you think?

2006-06-12 15:30:34 · 24 answers · asked by on time 1 in Music

And if so, what'd she have?

2006-06-12 15:26:51 · 9 answers · asked by kate92979 3 in Celebrities

price range between $100-500

2006-06-12 15:24:22 · 7 answers · asked by Tony 2 in Music

2006-06-12 15:23:40 · 46 answers · asked by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

What do you call a dog when he is close to the BBQ pit?

2006-06-12 15:22:30 · 9 answers · asked by bethany j 1 in Jokes & Riddles

These reporters are telling people to evacuate and board up their windows because of dangerous weather. Here the Idiots are standing on a fourth floor balcony on a slippery deck with wind blowing the so hard that they cannot stand up. Do they think we look at them as Brave reporters? Possibly stupid showoffs.

2006-06-12 15:22:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-06-12 15:21:24 · 8 answers · asked by B pyro 3 in Music

2006-06-12 15:20:54 · 15 answers · asked by sharletweb 1 in Comics & Animation

"im a *****
im a lover
im a child
im a mother"

artist too please. And thank you.

2006-06-12 15:19:33 · 8 answers · asked by noname 3 in Music

I've sang in front of family, friends, done karaoke...now what should I do.....I know lots and lots of money will be involved but what do I do now????

2006-06-12 15:19:00 · 2 answers · asked by ddunc007 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-06-12 15:18:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a really good female singer from around the 50's or 60's. What are you favorites?

2006-06-12 15:17:09 · 5 answers · asked by noname 3 in Music

2006-06-12 15:16:44 · 3 answers · asked by 1st Ghetto Blacc Preident 2 in Music

2006-06-12 15:15:34 · 11 answers · asked by Nancy N 2 in Celebrities

what was the song that bruce springsteen played on the tonight show recently?

2006-06-12 15:14:57 · 2 answers · asked by Justin 1 in Music

I think these are the four standards thats set the stage for psychological horror movies and should be seen by anyone who wants to see a good horror movie. Which one do you think is the best of the four and why?

2006-06-12 15:11:38 · 8 answers · asked by meneed2tan 4 in Movies

These are my all time favorite movies, but i was wondering which one do you prefer? please explain and mention your favorite part. thanks

2006-06-12 15:11:02 · 7 answers · asked by alohaforever16 3 in Movies

2006-06-12 15:10:28 · 5 answers · asked by latina8182000 1 in Music

OK, I got called away by a crying baby. What happened to the short black guy? I think his name was Larry. Last I saw, he was partying with the girls in the hot tub, then he got sick, I heard sirens...got called away, came back and Gabe was being booted, but "Larry" wasn't even in the lineup. Anyone know what happened to him?

2006-06-12 15:06:29 · 12 answers · asked by tagi_65 5 in Television

2006-06-12 15:06:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-12 15:04:05 · 10 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Other - Entertainment

Why?

2006-06-12 15:03:39 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ ☆ StarLiteGrl~98☼1 ☆ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys