Other - Education - July 2006

2006-07-22 07:12:40 · 6 answers · asked by ? 2

In New York state how would I persue a carrer in real estate? schools?

2006-07-22 06:56:29 · 1 answers · asked by finkksta 3

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

2006-07-22 06:54:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Can you give me examples of oxymorans? please and thank you!

2006-07-22 06:49:21 · 16 answers · asked by J 2

2006-07-22 06:47:54 · 5 answers · asked by Cindy F 1

my cousin goes to a hebrew school in tennessee but is there any hebrew school in kansas?

2006-07-22 06:44:08 · 3 answers · asked by ♥♥puppy♥luv♥♥ 2

[Not intended for those of you who's mother tongue is not English]

2006-07-22 06:06:46 · 7 answers · asked by Jimbo 4

should be connected to waste water treatment, low cost processes for WW treatment and so on
thanks

2006-07-22 05:58:14 · 3 answers · asked by sassabs 1

What do the colors mean on the weather maps?

2006-07-22 05:49:55 · 3 answers · asked by .x. Ultraviolet .x. <3 2

2006-07-22 05:35:33 · 19 answers · asked by lilfreshness1992 1

dont u hate whenn ppl post things sayin *if u love god repost this*...i really hate those things!!!....i dont have to prove that i believe and love god!!!....all i gottado is pray and thank him formy life.... dont u hate those to??...and y r ppl sostupid to repost them??...???

2006-07-22 05:30:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Ok. I'll just go specifically. In chapter 99, Sophie said to Leigh Teabing "I will never swear an oath with my grandfather's murderer. Except an oath that I will see you go to prison." This basically tells us that Teabing killed Sophie's grandfather. But, I thought Silias killed her grandfather.... Who actually killed Saunière?

2006-07-22 05:23:11 · 7 answers · asked by kevinova 1

2006-07-22 05:18:07 · 10 answers · asked by kl 1

2006-07-22 05:05:03 · 2 answers · asked by hondanut 4

dont know where i can go to teach myself stuff about cars. i am interested in learning about cars on my own.

2006-07-22 05:01:50 · 6 answers · asked by cuervo 1

2006-07-22 04:57:22 · 2 answers · asked by kl 1

Hello, Im going into highschool this year and I was wondering what it's like. Did you like it??? And, what are the levels, like freshmen then what comes next???? What are some school supplies to take there??? So please answer! Thanks!

2006-07-22 04:53:57 · 34 answers · asked by stagefright92 3

2006-07-22 04:50:52 · 4 answers · asked by hondanut 4

2006-07-22 04:50:23 · 1 answers · asked by JJ 1

I have a friend who really touches my heart about wanting to finish school and be sucessful in her life.This friend has a good job,but she didn't finish school.She doesn't tell people about this but how can she really correct it ? I know she want's to suceed however dont really feel she can,and I dont know what to tell her.

2006-07-22 04:29:19 · 18 answers · asked by tjenk0308 1

you always hear that you would NEVER want to go back to it again... is it true for yall??

2006-07-22 04:19:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well in the past I failed a grade and its been hunting me for 5years now. I can't eat i can sleep I can not do anything without thinking about it. It makes me sick to my stomach it's like some pint up anger inside of me. I have tried everything no one wants to help me out. Theres nothing at my school to help me...Night school,summer school or anything. I can not bare thinking that i will graduate a class behind with my younger sister. So I am just considering giving up on school all together because it has ruined my life. To the point where results are coming in as suicide, anything...

2006-07-22 04:15:23 · 23 answers · asked by chet g 2

Mine is basicly

2006-07-22 04:09:52 · 24 answers · asked by keana 1

Mine is basicly

2006-07-22 04:09:19 · 7 answers · asked by keana 1

BIATCHES???? WHY DO FEMALES FIND IT NECCESARY TO GET CATTY ABOUT OVER FEMALES AND TREAT THEM LIKE CRAP??? EXAMPLE....I AM IN A CLASS THAT IS ALL FEMALE, YES I AM THE SMARTEST WHEN IT COMES TO BOOK WORK HOWEVER WHEN IT COMES TO THE INTERACTION PART (NURSING) I GET NERVOUS TOO!!! BUT SINCE WE HAVE STARTED THE CLASS A FEW LADIES THAT WERE MY FRIENDS HAVE NOW DECIDED TO PINPOINT ME AS A TARGET TO DESTROY...YA KNOW MAKING FUN OF ME TALKL ABOUT ME AND SO ON....SO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU ALL THINK!! PLEASE

2006-07-22 04:03:48 · 9 answers · asked by HALEE' 2

how can i learn a perticular language whithin very short time?

2006-07-22 03:56:29 · 13 answers · asked by masud k 1

2006-07-22 03:44:33 · 9 answers · asked by fuzzy goo 1

2006-07-22 03:42:58 · 13 answers · asked by harsh_chirania 1

2006-07-22 03:17:42 · 5 answers · asked by Jennicysm 2

What is your most embarrassing moment you have had at the school you teach at?

2006-07-22 02:39:22 · 4 answers · asked by Cledus 1