Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
2006-07-22 06:54:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
lol Good one even to a Nutcase like me. But here is you one>>> A little boy needed $50 He try everything he could think of to get it. He asked his and his mom and everone he knowed. But still no $50 so he desided to ask god. so he wrote a letter to god. Well he diden know god's address. So he put to God Washington DC. well the post office diden know what to do with it so as a joke they sent it to G.W.Bush. Well he look at it and said send this kid $20 so they did. The little boy was so happy that God had seny him this money.That he desided to send god a think you letter. And here it is . God I want to think you for the money you sent me . But god the next time will you send it to me straight. Because you sent it through Washington . And them basturds took $30 IN taxes out!!! And you heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!!"""NUT'S"""..PS ...did i win...did i win...did i win???
2006-07-22 08:05:09 · answer #1 · answered by dl200558 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like those jokes there is yet another one i comprehend: there's a crimson head, a brunette, and a blonde who rob a economic organization. They bypass down an alley and the crimson head hides in a garbage can. The Brunette hides in a dumpster. Then the blonde hides in a potato sack. The police officials bypass down the alley and they kick the rubbish can the crimson head is going "bow wow" they imagine that is a dogs. They kick the dumpster the brunette is going "meeooow" they imagine that is a cat. They kick the potato sack and the Blonde is going "POOOOTAAAATOOOOOO"
2016-10-15 02:06:31 · answer #2 · answered by restrepo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love those joke want some more good ones go to www.aaronsjokes.com they have all of the little johnny jokes
2006-07-22 07:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by inluv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny joke, I really enjoyed it. 2 Thumbs up!
2006-07-22 06:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by Lilel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-22 06:57:57 · answer #5 · answered by Greg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny.
i like it.
i suppose your from another country cause ice lolly? isnt american sounding?
2006-07-22 06:58:00 · answer #6 · answered by J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cool
2006-07-22 06:57:48 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Sly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh thats funny :D
2006-07-22 07:02:46 · answer #8 · answered by jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that!
2006-07-22 06:58:04 · answer #9 · answered by threesoares 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that is so funny! lmfrao
2006-07-22 06:57:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋