Education & Reference - 2 August 2006

1. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's azz."
2. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Is there anything that your puzzled about? Who ever has the best ones gets 10 pts. Oh yeah here are some words of wisdom. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2006-08-02 21:04:56 · 9 answers · asked by eeyore_0816 4 in Other - Education

I am getting ready to transfer to a University, and I am taking courses at 2 different colleges. Is that alright? I mean...it doesn't make any difference, I can just transfer all of my credits to 1 college, can't I?
Thanks in advance

2006-08-02 21:04:54 · 7 answers · asked by playdoh1986 6 in Higher Education (University +)

See im 16 years or age and ive been through alot this pass three month relationship with this boy. He wrote and told me about our relationship and how he doesnt see me because, i moved. I told him i want it to work and so does he. He wants me to be his dipset... which means just to have sex with but, we still boyfriend and girlfriend... Then i told him i just want us to be friends because, i just dont want to be with him because of sex, theres more than that in a relationship. SO, he wrote what are you talking about you still my chick and he love me. then i told him if you love me you will let me go and lets see if love brings me back... he told me is that what i really want??? i dont know because i want to be with him because, i have strong feelings for him and i dont want to be with him because, i feel as though that might be a waste of my time as well as his. so should i stay or should i go... my friend joseph told me i should follow my mind instead of my heart

2006-08-02 20:57:58 · 12 answers · asked by beintiffanyworld2002 1 in Other - Education

Haste implies "careless progress", so less is best?

2006-08-02 20:55:59 · 14 answers · asked by mrh 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-02 20:52:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-08-02 20:52:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

Also asking this in relationships, but curious to know what the intellectuals in this forum think as well. Maybe we can benefit us all with some good answers. Who knows we could save a relationship. j/k

2006-08-02 20:50:44 · 8 answers · asked by Hmmmmmm 2 in Trivia

2006-08-02 20:47:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

2006-08-02 20:44:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

The problem is C over D plus 2 equals x. I posted a question like this and none gave me the right answer yet, so I guess I am posting it again in a different way.

2006-08-02 20:39:52 · 14 answers · asked by ♥Summer♥ 2 in Homework Help

2006-08-02 20:37:51 · 2 answers · asked by kerbypierre 1 in Teaching

2006-08-02 20:34:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

2006-08-02 20:34:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

2006-08-02 20:29:02 · 12 answers · asked by ss 1 in Words & Wordplay

My cousin wants to do Aeronautical Engineering. He has eye sight. Can he get admission to study this degree? Even if he gets admission, is there any obstacle to get job in this field due to his eye sight at a later stage? What would be future prospects in this degree?

2006-08-02 20:25:14 · 3 answers · asked by enugu 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-02 20:22:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

2006-08-02 20:21:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2006-08-02 20:14:55 · 10 answers · asked by pontet r 1 in Quotations

Any clues?

2006-08-02 20:05:22 · 6 answers · asked by Niniliciouz 2 in Preschool

i need this output... we're using turbo c++..
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2006-08-02 20:04:01 · 3 answers · asked by ivan_dlcrz 1 in Homework Help

2006-08-02 19:57:42 · 5 answers · asked by Maya M 1 in Homework Help

how to solve it

2006-08-02 19:56:17 · 1 answers · asked by xxx 1 in Special Education

Needs of Modern industry
Rights of workers and condition
Case study of 3 ind. areas in 3 continents

2006-08-02 19:55:53 · 3 answers · asked by Buddingwriter92 3 in Homework Help

2006-08-02 19:49:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

2006-08-02 19:45:57 · 11 answers · asked by Émilie 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-02 19:43:31 · 1 answers · asked by mohd azhar 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-08-02 19:41:23 · 4 answers · asked by ramin 1 in Words & Wordplay

2006-08-02 19:40:07 · 10 answers · asked by Niniliciouz 2 in Other - Education

2006-08-02 19:25:03 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

what is the word for compairing a word to the alternate meaning of the word?

confused? ok...

normal comparison: this knife is as dull as a butterknife.

what i'm talking about: this knife is as dull as a grey sweater.

the alternate word of meaning is "dull".
the normal is dull as not sharp.
the alternate is dull as boring.
the use for this type of comparing is a joking way of expressing the inadequacy of something.

is there a word for this type of comparison or did i stumble upon a new idea/word?

and just for fun you try to make a comparison like the one i am talking about.

2006-08-02 19:22:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay