1. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's azz."
2. Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Is there anything that your puzzled about? Who ever has the best ones gets 10 pts. Oh yeah here are some words of wisdom. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2006-08-02 21:04:56 · 9 answers · asked by eeyore_0816 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Other - Education
why does all the healthy food taste bad and why does all the junk food taste great?
Why is it 2006 and not some millions of years when its clearly more than that?
its amazing language, once you think about it you really wonder who invented languages, act like you don't know English at all and just listen to the sounds, isn't that different???
if the lochness monster is so big how come they cant find it in a lake?
2006-08-02 21:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Eggs don't come out of a chikens @$$.
2. Your toaster is broken.
3. Most people use the fridge way more often than the freezer and light is a heat source which wouldn't be good for something that needs to be forzen.
2006-08-02 21:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 I don't think it worked like that. I think they new that chicks came from eggs and tried to eat the chick before it hatched
2 the thing with toasters is that people put things that are totally frozen in to their toasters ie: Eggo waffles. If the toaster was set for normal toast you'd get warm waffles not nice hot crispy waffles.
3 My freezer has a light, but I know that most don't have one. I guess it's because they figure there wasn't enough height for the freezer to get one. or maybe it's because people are just lazy and thought you don't need one bad enough to waist time and money.
2006-08-02 21:17:39 · answer #3 · answered by John W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Why does the the earth revolve from west to east?
2. Why am i writing this?
3. Why am i sittting in front of the computer?
4. Why was I born?
5 Heck!!!!Why exactly was the world created?????
2006-08-02 21:18:21 · answer #4 · answered by Ark Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm from the south so a lot of people say the word Monday "Mondee" Tuesday as "Tuesdee" etc.
Why don't they say "birthdee" for birthday?
BTW- My freezer has a light. But we've got a side by side.
2006-08-02 21:46:34 · answer #5 · answered by KEL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder why there are braille buttons on the drive up ATM.
2006-08-02 21:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Tom D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes me.
why do you walk into a room forget why you went there then ask your self " Why did i come in here"
why are you asking your self YOU DONT KNOW!
2006-08-02 21:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by **star** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder...
if you learned about the last thing the hard way? eww, gross!!
2006-08-02 21:08:53 · answer #8 · answered by powhound 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actually no, i never wondered about that.
2006-08-02 21:12:23 · answer #9 · answered by lomatar1186 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋