Years ago, in Newport, Rhode Island, some guy was riding his loud motorbikey past my girlfriend and I and he was blatantly glaring at my girlfriend's bottom. I stared him down and he asked, 'What are you looking at?', all tough-like.
I responded with, 'Obviously I'm looking at some insecure descendant of apes, jonesing for attention so bad, he needed to defeat the purpose of a "MUFFLER" and modify his ride so people notice him, out of annoyance.'
Note: vrooom vrooom, motorbicycle.. vrooom.. look at me!! I got the loudest rattle around! PLEASE LOOK AT ME!! I'll rev. my engine!!
Also, I realize not all are modified for this reason. I realize that some are loud because it makes flowers bloom and lady bugs glide through the smog.
2006-09-11
15:15:48
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IronRhino
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