And I'm lazy and apathetic. It's about 4.5 inches long and curls on a dime. What do I do with it? It's thick, coarse, and ugly unless I try fixing it for hours beforehand. I could get it cut, but haircuts usually end unsatisfactory, also, they require money and a job, things that contradict the laziness and apathy. I don't want to get a job because the interviewer would faint upon seeing my wretched hair and not hire me.
I've shaved it skinhead bald, once, but I look too much like the latin thug posers a town over. Not to mention having to shave it every 2 days to make my rapidly receding hairline less noticeable. Also, with a a shaved head mosquitos are prone to biting it, making it way less cool than shitty hair.
Moose and gel are no good. Pomade is too gross and still requires a lot of work. Not washing it doesn't work. Anti-frizz oily stuff only half works and is expensive. Beanies, bandanas, and caps aren't practical for daily use. Should I convert to Islam and wear turbans?
2007-04-12
14:21:00
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