Arts & Humanities - 24 December 2006

I...mmanuel Kant was a real p*ssant who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel!
There's nothin' Neitzche couldn't teach ya 'bout the raising of the wrist. Socrates himself was permanently p*ssed...
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill. Plato, they say, could stick it away-- Half a crate of whiskey every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a b*gger for the bottle. Hobbes was fond of his dram... And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart... "I drink, therefore I am!"
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed...
A lovely little thinker, but a b*gger when he's p*ssed!

I have been tempted to post this under Philsophy for so long. I figured only those who surf that category would appreciate it. Hopefully you people have a sense of humor. ;)
Was it funny?

2006-12-24 14:54:08 · 15 answers · asked by Teresa 5 in Philosophy

2006-12-24 14:51:21 · 3 answers · asked by My Poetry Is Deep I Neva Fail 4 in Other - Arts & Humanities

My understanding is the blame went all the way to Allen Dulles.
This plan had to be poorly thought out and badly executed.

2006-12-24 14:49:44 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

2006-12-24 14:46:53 · 7 answers · asked by The Knowledge Server 1 in Philosophy

the dash? the dates?the name? the prints the familys put heart in to? what one do u think it is

2006-12-24 14:42:03 · 7 answers · asked by vakama667 3 in Books & Authors

to trade your great parents for riches instead in your life?

2006-12-24 14:40:33 · 11 answers · asked by christina p 4 in Philosophy

2006-12-24 14:34:44 · 11 answers · asked by Philip Kiriakis 5 in Philosophy

2006-12-24 14:34:27 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Philosophy

The book is so good.

2006-12-24 14:32:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

and where did they get that authority? like who deemed picaso, renoir, rothko, so great. was it a majority vote or something?

2006-12-24 14:31:14 · 4 answers · asked by K B 2 in Painting

2006-12-24 14:29:06 · 1 answers · asked by shaik g 1 in Books & Authors

2006-12-24 14:27:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

let's get a big list going here.

2006-12-24 14:24:47 · 4 answers · asked by missy 2 in Books & Authors

Please hear me out. I heard this, But i dont know if its true. But nothing is impossible and we are not in iraq so we dont know the truth.

First the USA Attacked itself on 9/11, That was proven, Now I am hearing the U.S. , through Special Military Intelligance is bombing its own people over in Iraq and blaming it on somebody else, (False Flag) To give reasons to make U.S. Stay there. Kevin Barrett Says this. Barrett is a very smart man, But People think he is a "kook" as they thought Einstein and King were kooks Until there Cause SUCCEDED!!

He will one day be looked upon as a true hero as big as George Washington, But what would U say about the false flag attacks in iraq where U.S. is attacking U.S. in iraq?

2006-12-24 14:22:44 · 15 answers · asked by Disgusted American 1 in History

2006-12-24 14:22:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

...asked about smoking Brooke Shields sais that "if u smoke , u die and if u die u lose a very important part of life"
...referring to children in Africa, Mariah Carey once said that "she would love to be as skinny as them but without so many flies around"????
I live in spain and saw that on the tv...Not inventing!

2006-12-24 14:18:20 · 9 answers · asked by whoknows 3 in Philosophy

Why are we, humans, the Dominant Species, How did it happen, Why do we have Higher thought, and what is our Purpose?

2006-12-24 14:13:40 · 7 answers · asked by farcehorde 2 in Philosophy

2006-12-24 14:11:21 · 17 answers · asked by unknown 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

2006-12-24 14:07:42 · 24 answers · asked by Don D 1 in Philosophy

I am looking to understand why the beach invasion earned this name...

Thanks

brad

2006-12-24 14:05:14 · 7 answers · asked by Brad N 1 in History

Death is unavoidable and will come to each and every thing.....despite so much of scientific development we know nothing about death. This causes so much fear and apprehension in our mind.

2006-12-24 13:59:19 · 22 answers · asked by Shahab 1 in Philosophy

im trying to trace my family tree

2006-12-24 13:54:59 · 5 answers · asked by kylus 2 in Genealogy

i have done my gradutaion in different subject but now i want to make art as my career?plz help!!!

2006-12-24 13:53:04 · 2 answers · asked by shiva_divine06 1 in Drawing & Illustration

beyond "comic book" what style of art is this. I love the edgyness of it. Also, are there any books that teach this style of drawing? here's the link http://www.killmusick.com/killmusick2/artists/mostastelessreissue.jpg

2006-12-24 13:52:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drawing & Illustration

....they call Percy Perry on one of the pages. Can I get a refund?

2006-12-24 13:51:27 · 17 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Books & Authors

30 Pee-Wee Hermans against 1 Mike Tyson???

2006-12-24 13:47:59 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

about Mexican villages along the Rio Grande in the Big Bend region- Santa Elena-Paso Lajitas-Boquillas

2006-12-24 13:46:45 · 1 answers · asked by nolichucky 1 in Photography

by baby posters I mean real,cute baby snaps in poster form

2006-12-24 13:45:21 · 5 answers · asked by simmyregin 1 in Other - Visual Arts

2006-12-24 13:40:46 · 11 answers · asked by austin g 1 in Philosophy

and vice versa. i'm referring to Jane Austen's Pride & Prejudice of course. please state the time and place.

2006-12-24 13:40:37 · 8 answers · asked by missy 2 in Books & Authors