I've read a newspaper and it stated a bush joke. here it goes...
Al Gore and Bush had made a deal, they will ask each other questions, whenever Bush can't answer, he will give Al Gore $10. Whenever Al Gore can't answer, he'll have to give Bush $5000. Al Gore started first and asked, "What country has the highest population, not knowing for the answer, he reached into his pocket for a $5 bill. Again Al Gore, "What is the capital of the United States?" Again, without a word, Bush gave him $5. The, it was Bush' turn, "What has 5 eyes, 18 legs, goes round and round everyday, eating only bones and spitting out lava?" Startled, Gore searched the internet for an answer, there was nothing found. he asked each and everyone of his collegiates but no one knew.
he finally gave up, reaching for a check and giving it to Bush. Before the two separated, not accepting his defeat, Gore asked, "What IS the answer to your question?". Without saying a word, Bush gave him $5.
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2007-12-06
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